thewayne: (Cyranose)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, thewayne sent to me...
Twelve renaissance festivals drumming
Eleven alexander dumas piping
Ten role-playing games a-leaping
Nine firearms geocaching
Eight champions a-writing
Seven nello's a-swashbuckling
Six movies a-reading
Five ca-a-a-ard games
Four board games
Three talking heads
Two dire straits
...and a highlander in a black & white photography.
Get your own Twelve Days:


Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] 1988orange
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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Amy Matrix (not too bad)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla OC3N (it's a cookie that I made but haven't baked any in a long time)

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
D-Wes

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
pass

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Wayne Phoenix (and if that ain't lame, I don't know what is)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Wesdo

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, first tool that comes to mind, put “The” at the beginning)
The Blue Screwdriver! Torquing off crime!

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Robert Earl

9. STRIPPER NAME : (favorite candy, the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
Tootsie Pop Old Spice

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Donald Katherine

11.NAME YOU CHECK INTO A MOTEL UNDER IN THE COMPANY OF A YOUNG WOMAN/MAN THAT YOU ARE NOT MARRIED TO, BUT PLANNING TO HAVE SEX WITH IN STARK CONTRAST TO THE OPPRESSIVE MORALITIES YOU WERE RAISED UNDER. (middle and confirmation name)
Ummm, not Catholic, and I don't think there's a Saint Wayne, but I could be wrong)
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LiveJournal Username
The name of your zombie infested home town.
Your zombie killing weapon of choice.
How much do zombies scare you?
Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?
Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?shadowhelm
Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.cteare
Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.fastlearner
Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.theshortone_tm
Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.droewyn
Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.joecthulhu
Number of zombies you decapitate.911
Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
23%
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Halloween Meme
[livejournal.com profile] aerynn_sun dresses up as [livejournal.com profile] fastlearner
[livejournal.com profile] amenquohi puts fake eyeballs in your cutlery
[livejournal.com profile] anyeone haunts your gerbils
[livejournal.com profile] apostate_96 calls [livejournal.com profile] ateji to let them know the psycho killer's in the back seat
[livejournal.com profile] ateji puts apples in your razorblades
[livejournal.com profile] cardigirl puts real eyeballs in your brains
[livejournal.com profile] chirssly swoops on [livejournal.com profile] droewyn and drains their socks
[livejournal.com profile] deborak tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers
[livejournal.com profile] droewyn eats [livejournal.com profile] apostate_96's spicy, spicy brains.
[livejournal.com profile] eppylover TPs your Bank Manager's lunchbox
[livejournal.com profile] fastlearner carves [livejournal.com profile] anyeone's effigy in the medium of Wings Greatest Hits
[livejournal.com profile] greyweirdo buries [livejournal.com profile] hollygrahm at the crossroads with a steak (rare) through their heart
[livejournal.com profile] hollygrahm devours the entire neighbourhood's candy
[livejournal.com profile] magic_rat shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip
[livejournal.com profile] quasar273 runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by [livejournal.com profile] greyweirdo, wielding a sharpened axe
LJ Name


The funny thing is that Aerynn_Sun knows and has gamed with Fastlearner!
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Your Score: Lurch!


Our test has determined that you possess
32% Hellbentness, 34% Sanguinity, and 77% Creeps!
Well done!




"Youuu Raaang?" Our test has determined that your Proto-Goth icon match is Lurch!


Lurch, the butler for the Addams family, is our test's Eidolon of Creepitude. While personifying the image of a "gentle giant" (he plays harpsichord!), his great stature and quiet, zombielike nature always manage to make the "normals" feel unsettled and ill-at-ease. Little is known of his past and if asked about him, Morticia gets a strange glimmer in her eye and says only, ?A shovel, a grave, and a cute little book bound in human skin that my father gave me when I was a child; one of my fondest memories.? Lurch was a wedding present to Gomez from Morticia and her Grand Ma-ma; they exhumed him from the local cemetery and brought him to life via magical incantations.


The Lurch Files website has the following to say about him: "In truth, without the faithful Butler, the Addams mansion would probably be a cheerful place to live (eegads.. perish that thought!!)."




Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Dragon!

Aug. 4th, 2007 06:42 pm
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What Clan are you?

Oooohkay!

Aug. 1st, 2007 09:51 pm
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You scored as Angel, Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

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Angel

75%

Mermaid

59%

Faerie

59%

Dragon

50%

WereWolf

33%

Demon

0%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Your Score: 9", Oak, Unicorn


You scored 52 wisdom, 16 bravery, 31 emotional, and 5 martyrdom!



Oak signifies wisdom, endurance, protection, and authority. Your unicorn's tail hair core means that you are pure of heart and care deeply for your loved ones.



Link: The Harry Potter Wand Test written by sputnik845 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test



Pity they don't have pix. I wish they'd done something for flexibility.








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What I expected.
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Your Score: Akkadian


You scored




You are Akkadian, a blend of the incomprehensible symbols of the Sumerians with the unwritable sounds of the early Semitic peoples. However, the writing just doesn't suit the words and doesn't represent everything needed, so you end up a schizoid mess. Invented in Babylon, you're probably to blame for that tower story. However, crazy as you are, you're much loved and appreciated, and remain actively in use by records keepers long after schools have switched to other languages.




Link: The Which Ancient Language Are You Test written by imipak on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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Open up your iTunes (or whatever) and sort or filter your list for 'Song'. It has to be the song title, not the album or artist. How many ya got? What are they? After eliminating Talking Heads' More Songs About Buildings And Food and Paul Simon's Negotiations and Love Songs, I have 97!

Achy Breaky Song (Weird Al Yankovic/Alapalooza)
Alabama Song (Doors/The Doors)
Another Christmas Song (Jethro Tull/The Jethro Tull Christmas Album)
The Apartment Song (Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers/Full Moon Fever)
Ayub's Song / As You Were (Afro Celt Sound System/Seed)
The Badger Song (Dead Milkmen/Bucky Fellini)
Beach Song (Dead Milkmen/Big Lizard In My Back Yard)
Bede's Death Song (Steeleye Span/They Called Her Babylon)
Ben's Song (Sarah McLachlan/Touch)
Book Song (Fairport Convention/What We Did On Our Holidays)
Border Song (Elton John/Elton John)
A Calling On Song (Steeleye Span/Hark! The Village Wait)
Read more... )
Yeah, so I appear to be a bit bored. :-)
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Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating



Gotta do better.

MURDER! DEATH! MAYHEM! REDRUM! BESTIALITY! SATAN LICKS DEAD DONKEY FETLOCKS! LITTLE CHILDREN PLAYING IN THE GRASS!

I don't think that's going to do it. ;-)
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I've always thought that one of the coolest things about Lord of the Rings is that you never see anything from Sauron's perspective. Everything is directed, his hand is behind all, but you never see him or know his thoughts.


Your Score: Sauron


70% Evil, 90% Intelligence, 85% Common Sense



Read more... )

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So, thewayne, your LiveJournal reveals...



You are... 24% unique
(blame, for example, your interest in titan missile silo)
and 11% herdlike
(partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing).
When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please.

Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is absurdly obscure.

Your overall weirdness is: 75

(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 97% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!














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No surprise here.


Your Score: Neutral-Good


72% Good, 42% Chaotic




Plane of Existence: Elysium, "Blessed Fields". Description: The plane of peace. Notable Inhabitants: Guardinals - noble immortal humanoids with bestial features.
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I rated a Super Geek at 52.66272%! Be warned -- it is a VERY long test! I spent probably 20 minutes or more on it.

i am a super geek
thewayne: (Crazy Doesn't Cover It)
An interesting concept. Go to Wikipedia, type in your birthday without the year (December 16 for me), and report back on interesting events, births, and deaths that happened on your birthday. Limit yourself to three of each if you like, me, I’m not so good at the counting.

Events
1392 - History of Japan: Nanboku-cho - Emperor Go-Kameyama abdicates in favor of rival claimant Go-Komatsu.
1598 - Seven Year War: Battle of Noryang Point - Admiral Yi Sun Sin's outnumbered Korean navy ambushes and defeats Toyotomi Hideyoshi's Japanese fleet.
1653 - English Interregnum: The Protectorate - Oliver Cromwell becomes Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland.
1773 - American Revolution: Boston Tea Party - Members of the Sons of Liberty disguised as Mohawks dump crates of tea into Boston harbor as a protest against the Tea Act.
1944 - World War II: Battle of the Bulge - General Dwight D. Eisenhower's allied forces and Field Marshall Gerd von Rundstedt's German army engage in the Belgian Ardennes.
1997 - The Pokémon episode Electric Soldier Porygon triggers attacks of photosensitive epilepsy in hundreds of Japanese children.


Births
1485 - Catherine of Aragon, Queen of England (d. 1536)
1770 - Ludwig van Beethoven, German composer (d. 1827)
1899 - Sir Noel Coward, British playwright, actor and composer (d. 1973)
1917 - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, British writer
1927 - Randall Garrett, American writer
1928 - Philip K. Dick, American writer (d. 1982)


Deaths
705 - Empress Wu of Zhou (China; b. 625)
1859 - Wilhelm Grimm, German writer and folklorist (b. 1786)
1916 - Grigori Rasputin, Russian monk (b. 1869)
1965 - W. Somerset Maugham, British writer (b. 1874)
1980 - Colonel Harland Sanders, American fast food entrepreneur (b. 1890)
1989 - Lee Van Cleef, American actor (b. 1925)


I knew about the Boston Tea Party and Beethoven, I found a lot of the others quite interesting.
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April Fool
apostate_96legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
cardigirlbuys you a Russian Bride.
deborakeggs your car.
donkey_hokeytrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
droewynenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
greyweirdopaints your cat orange.
joecthulhuhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
josephazsmiles. All the time.
magic_ratshaves your dog.
wugletsells your Russian Bride on Ebay.
Prank Me
thewayne: (Chuck Norris Doesn't Sleep)
I've taken this test before and also scored high. Having some martial arts training and growing up around guns and owning over a dozen at one time does a body good, unless that body is a zombie.

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 91%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 95% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
thewayne: (Scars Tattoos)
Ramones
This is where you belong in the annals of punk history!

You probably don't realize how cool you actually are. You set the trend
by not setting one. You do what you want and are surprised when other
people like doing it your way. You may be simple but that's just fine.
Who cares, right? you'll go down in history as the stuff of legends,
though you have no idea why; as far as you knew, you were just some
stupid person having some fun, right?



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 30% on wild apathy
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You scored higher than 78% on pissed off
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You scored higher than 53% on comically evil
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You scored higher than 63% on socially aware
Link: The What classic punk band are you Test written by DrLebowski on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test



Misfits, HAH!

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