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The Wayne ([personal profile] thewayne) wrote2005-12-05 11:19 pm

A pony! A pony! I want a pony!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] muskrat_john's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I gave [livejournal.com profile] emerald01 a kidney (1000 points). Last week I stole [livejournal.com profile] cardigirl's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1657 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
TheWayne

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