Doonesbury Say What?

"'All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.' And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to get a copy of Playboy? I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest... It's a good thing to teach young people."
-- Michael Schwartz, chief of staff for Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, speaking at Values Voters Summit

Uh, yeah. "Reality check, table seven!"