It's not like this is serious masturbation material.

Yeah, far from it, especially for me. ;-)

There is a neat exhibit in the lobby of the VA Capitol building of all the different versions of the Commonwealth's seal. A version of the artwork was even on uniform buttons during the Civil War. I guess the mass-market ignorance of "journalists" is irritating me more than usual today because I just returned home from a historian's conference -- filled with knowledgeable folks.