Brilliant! Do you listen to Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR news quiz? It's pretty funny. They had a recent one where someone described 'AT&T doesn't drop calls, someone listens in on all calls and if they get bored with you they disconnect it.'

That's pretty much my feeling. Most people's lives are pretty boring from an outside perspective, I'm sure mine is. If someone wants to break in to my house and rob me, there's much easier methods to figure out where I am than stealing my (nonexistent) iPhone and figuring out my patterns.