cardigirl cardigirl drank 3 white russians and 5 tequilas.
cardigirl moaned continually throughout the evening, calling chirssly a dirty sober bastard. chirssly proceeded to beat cardigirl with a claw hammer.
According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before cardigirl is sober enough to drive again.
apostate_96 apostate_96 drank 9 poteens, 10 pernods, 7 hot toddys, 10 rums, 10 white wines and 7 absinthes.
apostate_96 admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for deborak, joecthulhu, magic_rat, krzykat they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
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