WHEN to run for the bathroom in Avengers: Endgame

According to sources, the best times are:

About 1 hour into the movie when the Hulk eats lunch and when "the “New Jersey” title card appears toward the end of the second hour". And this HuffPo entry says DO NOT leave during the last hour!

So there you have it. We might see it this weekend, hard to say.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/avengers-endgame-pee-break_n_5cc2a205e4b0817069672205

ETA: if you do have a smart device, go ahead and check the RunPee app - they have more precise descriptions than what I posted and sometimes additional suggestions. The HuffPo article does have cites for the suggestions posted.

Wow. That was a phone call I didn't expect on a SATURDAY!

I just got a call from my lung doctor's office. On a Saturday. To reschedule an appointment.

IN SEPTEMBER!

I certainly appreciate being notified in advance, but five months?! I guess that's a good thing?

Exactomenudo: Definition

(A) a cover band whose members are all Swiss watch makers,
(B) a very precisely-made soup.

Yes, I'm strange.