Always strive to learn something useful. --Sophocles

(i.e. four decades ago)

What brought it to mind was a friend bought a new laptop that was giving him weird problems, and I showed him a program called Furmark that really stresses graphics cards and GPUs by drawing a super hi-res eyeball on your screen.

Back in the days of the original PC and PC-XT, I came upon a Dos program that drew a giant eyeball on the screen. It was slightly bloodshot, it would occasionally blink, and it would slowly and randomly scan back and forth across the screen, it was sort of a screen saver to prevent monitor burn-in as that was a real problem back then. This was around '86-'88, I was working for a pension plan/actuarial company doing database development.

I shared my office with the woman who did almost all the word processing for the company, I also did a lot of contract processing along with time keeping. Our office was kinda high-traffic. One day I left that eyeball program running when I went to lunch. I took a late lunch, around 3pm or so, as I worked 10-7. Normally I'd have a screen saver like flying toasters or whatever, or I'd turn the monitor off.si

I came back, and this guy who was fairly credulous came up and asked me about the giant eyeball. I told him it was a security program and that if anyone messed with my keyboard, it would take a picture of them.

And he bought it.

In the mid '80s. We didn't have web cams at that time. For that matter, we didn't have the world wide web at that time! Barely had the internet!

My alignment is chaotic silly, why do you ask?

Or maybe it's just that kids in Ohio had different songs than kids in Arizona. But she started talking about a kids song that ended with "Lipton's tea" and said 'sounds like a job for Google'.

Well, this is the result. It was #5 when I searched for "kid song ends with 'lipton's tea'".

Sung to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:
As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it's work and this is what I saw:

Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer,
Ken-L Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars.

So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea."

If you'd like
http://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/song/billboard-1141.asp

And everyone on the network could read and write all of his files.

(a little Unix/Linux file permission humor)

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you twice. You have a nice day now."