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On December 27th I posted this list of people whom I'd been in very close proximity. I've actually shaken hands with most of them or had the opportunity to - except for one ringer.

Hillary Clinton (Politician)
Anatoly Karpov (World Chess Champion)
Garry Kasparov (World Chess Champion)
Walter Cronkite" (News Anchor for CBS)
Leslie Nielson (Famous Actor)
Dan Rather (News Reporter)
(all of the names lead to their Wikipedia entries for more information)


Hillary Clinton was the First Lady of the United States for eight years while her husband, Bill Clinton, served as President. She later served as a Senator for the State of New York, as the Secretary of State, and ran for President in the 2016 election cycle.

There's an excellent new/used book store in Tempe, Arizona called Changing Hands, and there's a Trader Joe's in the same plaza as a bonus! A friend told me that Hillary Clinton was doing a book signing there one evening, so we drove across town, bought two copies of her autobiography in hard back, waited in line, got them signed, exchanged some words, and shook her hand. Seemed a nice lady.


Anatoly Karpov has an unusual distinction: he is the only world chess champion to gain the title without having to win a game against the current title-holder! He went through a candidate cycle to play against then-champion Bobby Fischer in 1975, but Fischer wanted a ridiculous requirement: the winner would be determined by the first player to WIN TEN GAMES, ties not counting! And if the score ended up tied at 9-9, Fischer kept the title! The organizers said no, Fischer had a hissie fit, and they stripped him of his title and awarded it to Karpov!

Karpov is undeniably skilled, he lasted 102 months as the world's highest chess rating, third longest stretch.

I used to work chess tournaments, and was a certified tournament director. Anatoly Karpov was a guest at a large tournament that I regularly worked in Las Vegas, the U.S. Open. Brilliant speaker, very nice guy. Met him, I think I shook his hand. Can't remember if I got him to sign my autograph book, I hope I did!


Garry Kasparov needs little introduction. Pretty much a chess god, Karpov and Kasparov had quite the rivalry for top dog which Kasparov ultimately won. Chess is a younger man's game, it is extremely physically taxing when you're playing at the top levels. And Kasparov brought physical fitness into chess: he's a madman for playing tennis and keeping in shape. There was one particularly grueling match series between Karpov and Kasparov that was ended because of the health of the two: both had lost 10 kilos of weight!

Karpov was ranked number one in the chess world for TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE MONTHS! He retired in 2005.

There was a smaller tournament in Peoria, Arizona. I think it was a state junior tournament. They actually managed to get Garry Kasparov, the world chess champion, to come! He played a simul tournament, where he simultaneously plays something like 16 boards against locals. The person conducting the simul always plays white. What Kasparov didn't know was one of the games was rigged. One of the high school students, Anne Marie (IIRC), was phenomenally good at chess. Her coach trained her in a game that Kasparov almost lost when he played white. Anne Marie was, of course, playing black. So Karpov walks around the board, making his opening move, zip zip zip. Anne Marie makes hers. Karpov makes his, walking around, zip zip zip. Anne Marie makes hers. This continues. As the games deepen, Karpov has to slow down and think a little. Most of the games start resolving: Karpov's FIDE chess rating is in the 2600s (peaked at over 2900), no one is remotely close to him. But he starts spending time at Anne Marie's board. Very few people are in on the joke. Eventually he's spending A LOT more time at Anne Marie's board than at any other! And finally he recognized the game she was playing, and I think he laughed. She did finally lose to him, but she expected that.

Anyway, I don't know what he's like in normal circumstances, but he was a bit of a jerk to the tournament organizer. I don't know if there was something going on or what, but that was my impression. I know he's a major pain in the side to Putin, and I give him major chops on that. He's currently living (sort of in exile) in France. While I don't recall meeting him directly or shaking his hand, I was definitely in very close proximity to him and have photos of him doing this simul. But they're on film, and there's no telling where the negatives are.


Walter Cronkite (I misspelled his name originally) was known as Uncle Walter by most Americans, and also called "the most trusted man in America". He was the voice for CBS News for absolute ages. He grew up in literal mid-America, born in Missouri in 1916, and started out in radio. He reported on sports and eventually worked his way up to news and in to television. He reported from Europe during World War 2 and from the news room during Vietnam. He reported on the Apollo launches from a specially-constructed broadcast studio built at the Florida launch center.

After he retired from news, he wrote a memoir in 1997, A Reporter's Life, that I highly recommend. He did a book signing for it in north Phoenix, and I bought three copies of the book for me and two friends, and patiently waited in line for him to sign them. I thanked him for his broadcast years and told him how much I enjoyed and appreciated his work. I remember him smiling, but I did not shake his hand because he looked exhausted and did not look well at all. A month or so later he had triple or quadruple bypass surgery.


Leslie Nielson's career as an actor/comedian/producor spanned sixty years! Not bad for a Canadian! (sorry, couldn't resist) His first appearance, or non-appearance, was doing a voice-over, the next year had him in the lead role in the 1956 film Forbidden Planet. He also played the captain in The Poseidon Adventure and did the full gamut of television: MASH, Alfred Hitchcock, Wild Wild West, Man from UNCLE, Kung Fu, Columbo, Fantasy Island, Streets of San Francisco, SWAT, Gunsmoke, The Big Valley, Hawaii Five-O, etc. He worked hard. 24 years after Forbidden Planet, he appeared in the first Airplane movie and that pretty much dictated the trajectory of his career from that point forward.

He retired, or perhaps it was just his residence later in life, to the Township of Paradise Valley, a little area squeezed in between Phoenix and Scottsdale. When he came out with his sort of biography, The Naked Truth, he also did a book signing in the Phoenix area - I can't remember where that one was, but I went to a signing and got the book, his signature, and got to shake his hand.


Dan Rather was Walter Cronkite's successor to hosting the CBS Evening News. CBS, at the time, had a mandatory retirement policy at age 65. Walter stepped down, Dan stepped up. Cronkite continued doing special reports and did a science show, which was always an interest of his.

Dan Rather was born in 1931 in what was then very rural Houston, Texas. And I also highly recommend his book, What Unites Us. A memoir/sort of autobiography that also reflects on the country and a lot of our problems. Dan became interested in news reporting early on, progressed from reporting for papers to radio to television, eventually moving to CBS News and becoming the anchor, as I said, when Walter Cronkite retired. He served briefly in the Marines and reported directly from the Vietnam war.

Rather served as anchorman for CBS News for 24 years. His last broadcast was March 9, 2005 after he became enmeshed in something known formally as The Killian Papers, informally as Rathergate or Memogate. One of his producers got ahold of papers from President George Bush's commanding officer of the Texas Air National Guard, Lt. Col. Killian, which reported Bush's lack of fitness to serve. The problem is that the papers were written with a proportional font, characteristic of Microsoft Word, not in a monospaced font that you'd find in a typical military typewriter of the 1970s. The story released on 60 Minutes Wednesday on Sept. 8, 2004, CBS retracted the story 12 days later and fired the story producer Mary Mapes and asked three other story producers connected with this story to resign.

This tainted Rather's career with CBS, who later cut short his contract in late June 2006 before it was to expire or be renewed. Rather filed a lawsuit which was rejected by the court and later rejected on appeal. He has since found a home at AXS and continued reporting and writing.

As much as I would like to, I have not personally met Dan Rather and to the best of my knowledge have not been proximate to him.

So Dan Rather was the ringer, and no one guessed him!
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Swiped from friends on LJ.

List five celebrities, for various value of celebrity, whom you've been in close proximity to, and one ringer.

Answers will be posted on New Year's Day.

Anatoly Karpov (World Chess Champion)
Dan Rather (News Reporter)
Garry Kasparov (World Chess Champion)
Hillary Clinton (Politician)
Leslie Nielson (Famous Actor)
Walter Kronkite (News Anchor for CBS)

Interesting how three of them are the same length, and the two Russian names are the same length. Coincidence, OR NOT?! It's not as visible in a proportional display font, but in a mono font they are. Trust me, he says....
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(thanks to new DW friend [personal profile] inklessej!)

1) Show me where you work!

That's easy: I'm unemployed! Hoping by the end of the year to be in at the local Air Force Base as a sysadmin or at the solar observatory in a similar role. The observatory job, which the IT guy wanted me for (he lives two houses down from me) didn't work because the uni decided that you had to have a BS for the job, nevermind 3 decades in the job without a degree. The bozo they hired decided he didn't like being told he had to do certain things and quit. So it'll be going up on offer again at some point.

I also work at my iMac: I'm a photographer and spend a lot of time in Photoshop and other programs. I also design board and card games.


2) Real quick: what you say...you do here?

I tell people that I'm a computer programmer. To IT people I say that I'm a Microsoft SQL Server database developer and administrator.


3) What do people always get wrong about your job/company/industry? What do you wish people knew?

People assume that Programmer = Programmer. It most certainly does not. During a stint of unemployment before I got married, my girlfriend (not my wife) had been hearing ads on the radio for a local school advertising a 'degree in game programming!' Since I like games (I design board and card games) and play computer games in addition to all sorts of board, card, and role-playing games, she thought I should go there and get a degree. The problem is that I know what that sort of programming is like. Usually you were working in C/C++ - a language that I HATE with a blinding purple passion, and very long hours - frequently 60-80 hour weeks. Basically it's a young man's job. I was in my 40s at that point, and I knew it was not a job for me.

In SQL Server and relational database, you're doing records management, me specifically more like business records management as I'd worked almost exclusively for government agencies of one form or another. I've worked for realtors, actuaries/pension plan people, government health care, law enforcement, schools, city governments: they're all different but fundamentally all the databases are all alike.


4) Tell me a story from today. It can be boring, that's ok.

Today is a mild day. Laundry as my wife is working the weekend. Sunday is the eclipse, and she'll be operating the laser at the observatory throughout the event: the retroreflectors behave differently when they're in sunlight and not. I have two or three tripods, depending on whether I can find the head for my travel tripod, and timers for my two DSLRs (my Lumix has a built-in timer), so I'm planning on doing lots of shooting. Weather forecast looks good, we'll see what happens. Other than that, I'm planning on making tacos and making my second batch of the chocolate/molasses/ginger cookies....
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* How old are you: not quite old enough for retirement

* Tattoos: 1. One little black dot. Poked my palm with a sharp pen while being stupid capping it.

* Ever hit a deer: Yes. Baby deer ran in front of me and exploded. Had the car for 2 weeks.

* Ridden in an ambulance: No. Sat in one for a breathing treatment while my wife was being evaluated for concussion (none) after a tree crashed through our roof after being struck by lightning. She had part of our ceiling crash on her, I got a face-full of attic dust and insulation, and I have asthma and bad lungs.

* Sang karaoke: Never. Have considered it.

* Ice skated: Yep.

* Ridden a motorcycle: Yes, when I was young and foolish. Wouldn't again.

* Stayed overnight in hospital as a patient: Let's see. Six operation before I was 10 years old? Yes. But not since, surprisingly.

* Skipped school: I think I did on Senior Ditch Day, I believe that was it. Senior year I had the afternoon off for "lab work", which was me and Pat going to video arcades and eating pizza.

* Last phone call: received - Mom & Dad. Placed: firk-ding-blast lung doctor to get a new med, which still hasn't been placed!

* Last text from: pharmacy telling me a med is ready for pickup.

* Watched someone die: Yes, sadly.

* Pepsi or coke: Pepsi or Dr. Pepper, very irregularly.

* Favorite Pie: Key Lime! Or my Chocolate Mousse! Apple is good, as is my cherry pie.

* Favorite pizza: Pepperoni. All others are inferior.

* Favorite season: Summer. I'm from Phoenix, I love the heat though my wife melts easily, I think she's part Candleian.

* Broken bones: Of all my medical problems, I've never broken a bone.

* Received a ticket: Oh yeah....

* Favorite color: Blue or red.

* Sunset or sunrise: Sunset. NOT a morning person.

* Who will play along: Anybody who so desires. :-)
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, thewayne sent to me...
Twelve renaissance festivals drumming
Eleven alexander dumas piping
Ten role-playing games a-leaping
Nine firearms geocaching
Eight champions a-writing
Seven nello's a-swashbuckling
Six movies a-reading
Five ca-a-a-ard games
Four board games
Three talking heads
Two dire straits
...and a highlander in a black & white photography.
Get your own Twelve Days:


Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] 1988orange
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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Amy Matrix (not too bad)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla OC3N (it's a cookie that I made but haven't baked any in a long time)

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
D-Wes

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
pass

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Wayne Phoenix (and if that ain't lame, I don't know what is)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Wesdo

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, first tool that comes to mind, put “The” at the beginning)
The Blue Screwdriver! Torquing off crime!

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Robert Earl

9. STRIPPER NAME : (favorite candy, the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
Tootsie Pop Old Spice

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Donald Katherine

11.NAME YOU CHECK INTO A MOTEL UNDER IN THE COMPANY OF A YOUNG WOMAN/MAN THAT YOU ARE NOT MARRIED TO, BUT PLANNING TO HAVE SEX WITH IN STARK CONTRAST TO THE OPPRESSIVE MORALITIES YOU WERE RAISED UNDER. (middle and confirmation name)
Ummm, not Catholic, and I don't think there's a Saint Wayne, but I could be wrong)
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LiveJournal Username
The name of your zombie infested home town.
Your zombie killing weapon of choice.
How much do zombies scare you?
Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?
Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?shadowhelm
Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.cteare
Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.fastlearner
Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.theshortone_tm
Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.droewyn
Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.joecthulhu
Number of zombies you decapitate.911
Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
23%
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Halloween Meme
[livejournal.com profile] aerynn_sun dresses up as [livejournal.com profile] fastlearner
[livejournal.com profile] amenquohi puts fake eyeballs in your cutlery
[livejournal.com profile] anyeone haunts your gerbils
[livejournal.com profile] apostate_96 calls [livejournal.com profile] ateji to let them know the psycho killer's in the back seat
[livejournal.com profile] ateji puts apples in your razorblades
[livejournal.com profile] cardigirl puts real eyeballs in your brains
[livejournal.com profile] chirssly swoops on [livejournal.com profile] droewyn and drains their socks
[livejournal.com profile] deborak tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers
[livejournal.com profile] droewyn eats [livejournal.com profile] apostate_96's spicy, spicy brains.
[livejournal.com profile] eppylover TPs your Bank Manager's lunchbox
[livejournal.com profile] fastlearner carves [livejournal.com profile] anyeone's effigy in the medium of Wings Greatest Hits
[livejournal.com profile] greyweirdo buries [livejournal.com profile] hollygrahm at the crossroads with a steak (rare) through their heart
[livejournal.com profile] hollygrahm devours the entire neighbourhood's candy
[livejournal.com profile] magic_rat shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip
[livejournal.com profile] quasar273 runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by [livejournal.com profile] greyweirdo, wielding a sharpened axe
LJ Name


The funny thing is that Aerynn_Sun knows and has gamed with Fastlearner!
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Your Score: Lurch!


Our test has determined that you possess
32% Hellbentness, 34% Sanguinity, and 77% Creeps!
Well done!




"Youuu Raaang?" Our test has determined that your Proto-Goth icon match is Lurch!


Lurch, the butler for the Addams family, is our test's Eidolon of Creepitude. While personifying the image of a "gentle giant" (he plays harpsichord!), his great stature and quiet, zombielike nature always manage to make the "normals" feel unsettled and ill-at-ease. Little is known of his past and if asked about him, Morticia gets a strange glimmer in her eye and says only, ?A shovel, a grave, and a cute little book bound in human skin that my father gave me when I was a child; one of my fondest memories.? Lurch was a wedding present to Gomez from Morticia and her Grand Ma-ma; they exhumed him from the local cemetery and brought him to life via magical incantations.


The Lurch Files website has the following to say about him: "In truth, without the faithful Butler, the Addams mansion would probably be a cheerful place to live (eegads.. perish that thought!!)."




Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Dragon!

Aug. 4th, 2007 06:42 pm
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What Clan are you?

Oooohkay!

Aug. 1st, 2007 09:51 pm
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You scored as Angel, Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

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Angel

75%

Mermaid

59%

Faerie

59%

Dragon

50%

WereWolf

33%

Demon

0%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Your Score: 9", Oak, Unicorn


You scored 52 wisdom, 16 bravery, 31 emotional, and 5 martyrdom!



Oak signifies wisdom, endurance, protection, and authority. Your unicorn's tail hair core means that you are pure of heart and care deeply for your loved ones.



Link: The Harry Potter Wand Test written by sputnik845 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test



Pity they don't have pix. I wish they'd done something for flexibility.








Which Hogwarts house are you in? (Harry Potter)




A person of wit and learning, you belong in RAVENCLAW! Just like Professor Flitwick, Cho Chang, Padma Patil, and every great Ravenclaw, you've got a razor sharp mind.
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What I expected.
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Your Score: Akkadian


You scored




You are Akkadian, a blend of the incomprehensible symbols of the Sumerians with the unwritable sounds of the early Semitic peoples. However, the writing just doesn't suit the words and doesn't represent everything needed, so you end up a schizoid mess. Invented in Babylon, you're probably to blame for that tower story. However, crazy as you are, you're much loved and appreciated, and remain actively in use by records keepers long after schools have switched to other languages.




Link: The Which Ancient Language Are You Test written by imipak on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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Open up your iTunes (or whatever) and sort or filter your list for 'Song'. It has to be the song title, not the album or artist. How many ya got? What are they? After eliminating Talking Heads' More Songs About Buildings And Food and Paul Simon's Negotiations and Love Songs, I have 97!

Achy Breaky Song (Weird Al Yankovic/Alapalooza)
Alabama Song (Doors/The Doors)
Another Christmas Song (Jethro Tull/The Jethro Tull Christmas Album)
The Apartment Song (Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers/Full Moon Fever)
Ayub's Song / As You Were (Afro Celt Sound System/Seed)
The Badger Song (Dead Milkmen/Bucky Fellini)
Beach Song (Dead Milkmen/Big Lizard In My Back Yard)
Bede's Death Song (Steeleye Span/They Called Her Babylon)
Ben's Song (Sarah McLachlan/Touch)
Book Song (Fairport Convention/What We Did On Our Holidays)
Border Song (Elton John/Elton John)
A Calling On Song (Steeleye Span/Hark! The Village Wait)
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Yeah, so I appear to be a bit bored. :-)
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Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating



Gotta do better.

MURDER! DEATH! MAYHEM! REDRUM! BESTIALITY! SATAN LICKS DEAD DONKEY FETLOCKS! LITTLE CHILDREN PLAYING IN THE GRASS!

I don't think that's going to do it. ;-)
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I've always thought that one of the coolest things about Lord of the Rings is that you never see anything from Sauron's perspective. Everything is directed, his hand is behind all, but you never see him or know his thoughts.


Your Score: Sauron


70% Evil, 90% Intelligence, 85% Common Sense



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So, thewayne, your LiveJournal reveals...



You are... 24% unique
(blame, for example, your interest in titan missile silo)
and 11% herdlike
(partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing).
When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please.

Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is absurdly obscure.

Your overall weirdness is: 75

(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 97% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!
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No surprise here.


Your Score: Neutral-Good


72% Good, 42% Chaotic




Plane of Existence: Elysium, "Blessed Fields". Description: The plane of peace. Notable Inhabitants: Guardinals - noble immortal humanoids with bestial features.
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I rated a Super Geek at 52.66272%! Be warned -- it is a VERY long test! I spent probably 20 minutes or more on it.

i am a super geek

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