![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Spam Cleaning
I have some specialized email accounts, I don’t use them for normal correspondence, they receive certain mailing list stuff. For example, one gets sample certification test questions, things like that, one was a regular email account but I don’t use it any more because it attracts so much spam.
I was cleaning out said account, over 800 messages with 98%+ spam, and I came across some interesting subject lines. I won’t bore you with the details, particularly since I didn’t open the email, but I found them amusing.
Free Fruck Buddies
Spock Alert (Fascinating, Captain)
Stocks Discovered (wow! It must be confusing for those guys on Wall Street if they just now discovered stocks!)
Dating Site For Kin (must be a Louisiana site)
Good Riddins To Thighs (prefers wings?)
Pony Rides 25 cents (how do you ride a pony via the internet?)
Real Generics (as opposed to fake or imitation generics?)
Sleeper Stock Alert (this could make me ZZZZzzzzz…..)
Wanna Get Laid Toni (why ask me? I’m Wayne, ask Toni)
All Mens Needs This (the ability not to use a superfluous S?)
Hard As Rock 12 (is it located between Rock 11 and Rock 13?)
King of Pharmacy 78cm (must be pretty good if he’s only 30” tall)
But use it usefulness (hmmm…. rather Zen)
You are cordially I (more existentialism!)
Make your wife happy (I’d like to send out a bunch of these that when you open it it says ‘Take out the trash and clean the litter box’)
Become Significant (what am I now, chopped liver?)
Obviously I’m kinda tired/brain-dead to come up with tripe like this.
I was cleaning out said account, over 800 messages with 98%+ spam, and I came across some interesting subject lines. I won’t bore you with the details, particularly since I didn’t open the email, but I found them amusing.
Free Fruck Buddies
Spock Alert (Fascinating, Captain)
Stocks Discovered (wow! It must be confusing for those guys on Wall Street if they just now discovered stocks!)
Dating Site For Kin (must be a Louisiana site)
Good Riddins To Thighs (prefers wings?)
Pony Rides 25 cents (how do you ride a pony via the internet?)
Real Generics (as opposed to fake or imitation generics?)
Sleeper Stock Alert (this could make me ZZZZzzzzz…..)
Wanna Get Laid Toni (why ask me? I’m Wayne, ask Toni)
All Mens Needs This (the ability not to use a superfluous S?)
Hard As Rock 12 (is it located between Rock 11 and Rock 13?)
King of Pharmacy 78cm (must be pretty good if he’s only 30” tall)
But use it usefulness (hmmm…. rather Zen)
You are cordially I (more existentialism!)
Make your wife happy (I’d like to send out a bunch of these that when you open it it says ‘Take out the trash and clean the litter box’)
Become Significant (what am I now, chopped liver?)
Obviously I’m kinda tired/brain-dead to come up with tripe like this.
no subject