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Your Proto-Goth icon! (well, mine, actually)
Your Score: Lurch!
Our test has determined that you possess
32% Hellbentness, 34% Sanguinity, and 77% Creeps!
Well done!
"Youuu Raaang?" Our test has determined that your Proto-Goth icon match is Lurch!
Lurch, the butler for the Addams family, is our test's Eidolon of Creepitude. While personifying the image of a "gentle giant" (he plays harpsichord!), his great stature and quiet, zombielike nature always manage to make the "normals" feel unsettled and ill-at-ease. Little is known of his past and if asked about him, Morticia gets a strange glimmer in her eye and says only, ?A shovel, a grave, and a cute little book bound in human skin that my father gave me when I was a child; one of my fondest memories.? Lurch was a wedding present to Gomez from Morticia and her Grand Ma-ma; they exhumed him from the local cemetery and brought him to life via magical incantations.
The Lurch Files website has the following to say about him: "In truth, without the faithful Butler, the Addams mansion would probably be a cheerful place to live (eegads.. perish that thought!!)."
| Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
yay! I'm not a goth
Your Score: Marilyn Munster!
Our test has determined that you possess
8% Hellbentness, 19% Sanguinity, and 20% Creeps!
Well done!
Well! It looks like maybe your inner goth isn't quite in full bloom yet. Our wonderful test has equated you with Marilyn Munster!
Herman and Lily Munster's niece has the distinct honor of being the only "normal-looking" resident of 1313 Mockingbird Lane, at least by the bulks of society's standards. According to the rest of Munsters, the slender blonde with an alabaster complexion, is pretty... pretty ugly, that is. The Munsters wonder why she inherited none of the family's good genes!
Despite her being the misfit of the family, the Munsters all do their best to provide her with love and support.
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Would he blow up toy trains?
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;-)
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I guess most women my age are boring.
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Your Score: Vampira!
Our test has determined that you possess
20% Hellbentness, 42% Sanguinity, and 48% Creeps!
Well done!
Beautiful, creepy, and bloodthirsty, your Proto-Goth Icon is Vampira, the world's first TV horror host! Vampira was played by Maila Nurmi, the Finnish performer beneath the famous black wig and nails. Her iconic gothic style, sardonic wit and eye-popping hourglass figure made her the macabre fantasy of guys and ghouls across the globe, despite appearing on a show that was only broadcast in the Los Angeles area. Every week the voluptuous vamp would emerge from dry-ice studio fog to the sound of creepy organ music. She would unleash a bloodcurdling scream and utter puns in an exotic, sexual, Marlene Dietrich-like drawl - "I am... Vampira! I hope you all had the good fortune to have had a terrible week!"