PARTAY!

[thewayne]

xmas party at TheWayne's house!!

cardigirl cardigirl drank 3 white russians and 5 tequilas. cardigirl moaned continually throughout the evening, calling chirssly a dirty sober bastard. chirssly proceeded to beat cardigirl with a claw hammer. According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before cardigirl is sober enough to drive again. apostate_96 apostate_96 drank 9 poteens, 10 pernods, 7 hot toddys, 10 rums, 10 white wines and 7 absinthes. apostate_96 admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine. deborak deborak drank 5 cognacs, 6 everclears, 7 sherrys, 13 goldschlagers, 7 vodkas and 14 lagers. deborak was expelled from the house at 2am for taking a piss in a fishtank joecthulhu joecthulhu drank 9 pilsners, 4 cognacs, 15 ales, 3 sherrys, 3 mescals and 12 rums. magic_rat magic_rat drank 4 ciders, 10 bloody marys, 12 aftershocks and 5 aligator bites. krzykat krzykat drank 8 absinthes, 12 kahluas and 11 hot toddys. thewayne thewayne drank 9 ciders and 15 lagers. greyweirdo greyweirdo drank a mescal and 15 brandys. josephaz josephaz drank 4 sherrys, 10 brandys and 2 kahluas. monkeygirldiva monkeygirldiva drank 15 red wines. kylejcrb kylejcrb drank 5 aftershocks, 4 sambuccas and 6 gins. chirssly chirssly drank 14 ales. For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for deborak, joecthulhu, magic_rat, krzykat they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!

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