And they want ME to work for THEM?

I just received this email from an alleged recruiter.

Subject: DBA Position- High Hrofile Company Search
Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2005 10:45:29 -0700
From: "Lou Rickley" <lrickley@ensynch.com> Name not changed to protect the strange and weird

Dear ,

Ensynch is looking for a DBA for a High Profile Client moving to Phoenix. The is a Full Time position with the client. Great Pay. Great Benefits!!Growth Potential!

Finders Fee available to you for referrals!!!!
CALL or EMAIL ASAP!!

Sincerely,

Lou Rickley
Employee

So, let's see. Can't spell Profile. Doesn't know I'm no longer living in Phoenix, so they don't keep current records. Excessive!!! exclamation marks. And he's an "employee". It always makes me feel so much more warm and fuzzy knowing that I'm dealing with employees at companies trying to recruit me, they're so much better than homeless people who wander into an office and start hiring people for tech jobs.

Oh, almost forgot -- also doesn't know my name! I just love the "Dear ,". No, my email address did not have my name in it either.

And let me tell you about "great benefits." My current employer does offer vacation time. But you have to be with the company for three years, and it doesn't start accruing until that point. Sorry, that is not a benefit, that's more like a taunt.

Yeah, Lou, I'll get right back with you!!!!