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Nov. 25th, 2005
The latest email worm, Sober, is contained in an attachment to a message that says it comes from the FBI or CIA and that you've been viewing Naughty Stuff! And you've got to open the attachment and fill out a form!
If the FBI is monitoring your surfing habbits and thinks you've been viewing Naughty Stuff, it ain't gonna send you an email asking you to fill out a form. Your first warning will be a knock on the door with Men In Suits.
Geez.
If the FBI is monitoring your surfing habbits and thinks you've been viewing Naughty Stuff, it ain't gonna send you an email asking you to fill out a form. Your first warning will be a knock on the door with Men In Suits.
Geez.
* "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
* "So -- what are you wearing?"
* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
* "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
* "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
* "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
* "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."
* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
* "So -- what are you wearing?"
* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
* "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
* "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
* "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
* "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."