Librarian Action Figures! (and YAWC)

(Yet Another Web Comic)

I haven't seen enough of the archives (well, I haven't looked at any of the archives yet) to make this determination, but it looks inspired by Alien Loves Predator. This particular one is very good!

http://www.askdreldritch.com/comic087.html

Places I've been

Over my life, this is a pretty close map of where I've been. It's a lot more full because of a huge driving trip we made in the early/mid 70's of which I really don't remember a lot.

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That's 39 states for 76%.

A more accurate map of where I've been as an adult would be more like this:
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And that's 25 states IIRC.

My wife has a somewhat more stringent definition. Passing through a state doesn't count, you must have stopped and at least ate a meal, I think spending many hours driving through a state is good enough. :-)

World map? Forget it. I haven't been outside of North America, and my forrays into Mexico and Canada have been no more than 50-100 miles past the border. I know Russet's been to England, Spain, France, and I think Colombia. Probably a few other places, too.

Signs that your youngster might be a conservative

Just brilliant! I'm sure somewhere there is a liberal version, but having formerly been a life-long conservative, I'll stick with this one. :-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x198441

Signs that your youngster might be a conservative
Posted by Skinner on Tue Mar-21-06 10:25 AM

This week the Toronto Star reported that there appears to be a correlation between an individual's personality as a child and their their political orientation as an adult. It would seem that the whiny youngsters tend to grow up to be conservatives, while confident youngsters grow up to be liberals.

Like many people, we here at Democratic Underground had one reaction: "How can I tell if my own kid is a conservative?"

As we all know, early identification and intervention is the key to setting your child down the "right" political path, and could make the difference between a fulfilling life of tolerance and contentment, or a future filled with things like insider trading and/or physically assaulting those who are different. With this in mind, we are proud to offer this important list of:


SIGNS YOUR YOUNGSTER MIGHT BE A CONSERVATIVE


Stock answer to everything: "Kindergarten -- Love it or leave it!"

Brings to school elaborate lunch packed by nanny which includes sandwich, fruit roll-up, potato chips, candy, soft drink, sugar packets, and a $10 bill to purchase whatever he wants from the school vending machine. Insists it is "unfair" when poor kids get free beef-a-roni from government.

American flag Underoos.

Claims that a classmate "recently sought significant quantities of whoopee cushions, tacks, silly string, and Chinese handcuffs from Spencer Gifts." Uses this claim as a pretext to beat up that classmate. Unable to find whoopee cushions, tacks, silly string, or Chinese handcuffs after the fact.

Says "Highlights" and "Weekly Reader" are part of the liberal media.

Pees in pants whenever he is in the vicinity of Middle Eastern-looking classmate.

Favorite Book: "The O'Reilly Factor -- for Kids!"

Tells other boys that "Girls play with dolls; boys play with trucks." Secretly plays with dolls.

Spells potato with an e.

Blames low grade in finger painting on "racial preferences."

Favorite Animal: Elephant

Shoots close friend in the face with Super Soaker. Graciously accepts apology from close friend, who is "deeply sorry for all the bad stuff that has happened this week."

Obsessed with wee-wee of a certain classmate from Arkansas.

Favorite After-School Special: "The poor boy who got kissed by another boy on the school bus and had no choice but to beat up the boy who kissed him."

Takes lunch money from classmates, gives it to friend named Hal E. Burton.

Declines to participate in fire drill because he is busy reading "My Pet Goat."

"Operation Iraqi Freedom" lunch box.