A direct-to-DVD remake of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?

SPACE ALIENS TAKE US NOW! No good can come of this.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-scriptland11jul11,0,3466786.story?coll=la-headlines-calendar

FBI investigating its own employees for Patriot Act abuses

Yes, internal investigations are important, but does this really target the people who originated, recommended, or ordered these abuses? Sounds like like they're preparing to sacrifice some agents in order to be able to say "see, we're doing something about the problem!"

http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/2007/07/exigentinvestigation