Doonesbury Say What?

"I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman. I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else' -- WHACK! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her."
-- Jerry Lewis on Lindsay Lohan

There are SO MANY people who need to be slapped, I wouldn't know where to start. I stumbled across Paris Hilton once again getting arrested on a possession of cocaine charge, she'd also be a prime candidate.