Jun. 25th, 2013

thewayne: (Cyranose)
"With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell."
-- press release from maker of pork-laced bullets

"[In the Quran] there is no penalty for coming into contact with pork."
-- Religious Studies professor Shannon Dunn

Though the number of bus bombings in Israel dropped remarkably when they announced all over the place that boxes of pork fat were built in to the bottom of the bus.

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