Can't have Christmas without declaring war on it!

"The right to celebrate Christmas is under attack."
—Fox Nation

What a bunch of maroons. Yes, I saw numerous news reports of government troops breaking down doors and dumping Christmas dinners on the floor and shooting up presents. The number of news reports of atheists storming Christmas tree lots and burning them to the ground were uncountable, and don't get me started on Jews napalming nativity scenes.

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

From A Demon's Nest of Sentiments for the New Year

May we maintain our sense
of absurdity in high places:
for there is no power more
destructive to the solemn
and arrogant than a chain
reaction of laughter

May the elected carry
out their trust with
respect, humility,
honor, duty...

...or lacking that,
a teleprompter
that cannot
lie.

www.gocomics.com/pibgorn/2013/12/27