Pull up the Twitter hashtag feed for #WarOnChristmas. Author Sam Sykes posted "I have but one request this Christmas, guys. Take the #WarOnChristmas hashtag and fill it with accounts of the horrors of battling elves across snowy fields and firing anti-aircraft missiles at sleds streaking overhead." John Kovlic retweeted it.
For example: "My father was never the same after his service in the Kringle Korps. The smell of pine, the jingle of sleigh bells...anything could set him off. One time he saw a Krampus in town, and we had to spend hours talking him down out of the chimney."
For example: "My father was never the same after his service in the Kringle Korps. The smell of pine, the jingle of sleigh bells...anything could set him off. One time he saw a Krampus in town, and we had to spend hours talking him down out of the chimney."