Jul. 6th, 2020

thewayne: (Default)
The question was, and I'm quoting it directly:

CAN YOU WRITE LIKE DONALD TRUMP?

My reply: Sadly, no, for I am literate and educated.

I was tempted to mention a Monty Python sketch, but I wanted to keep it to one line. In it, John Cleese is playing someone from the BBC, driving around this person whom he wants to be in a sketch. while they're riding around in traffic, he says "I wanted to be in programming, but alas, I have a degree."

One of the answers on the page was "He can write?", which I think is an accurate answer. I've never seen any examples except for his signature. All of his books are done by ghost writers. He just spews from his pie hole.
thewayne: (Default)
"Ninety-nine percent of [the Covid cases revealed by testing] are totally harmless."
-- Trump

"We'll be happy to debate the efficacy of masks with you when this is all over and you come in to sell your dead grandmother's clothes. Masks required."
-- sign in vintage clothing shop in Phoenix

I never cease to be amazed at his ability to make shit up.

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