Christmas carols for the psychologically-challenged

[thewayne]

You might want to swallow any liquids and put the cup/bottle aside before continuing.

Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We three queens disoriented are

Amnesia - I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark the herald angels sing about me

Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and .....

Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

Full Personality Disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, .....

Agoraphobia - I heard the bells on Christmas day but wouldn't leave my house

Senile Dementia - Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house


Thanks, Karyn!