Doonesbury Say What?

[thewayne]

"We keep marrying other species and other ethnicities... Swedes have pure genes... in America we marry everybody."
-- Fox News' Brian Kilmeade

Yes, I've always wanted to marry a lemur.

Comments

[deborak]

Maybe he's talking about furries?

[spaceoperadiva.livejournal.com]

And as long as you can show objectively that the lemur would like to marry you as well, I'm all for that. :P

[silveradept]

So long as the lemur can give consent and does so in a manner according to the dictates of the law, go for it. If they're really right, and this brings about the downfall of America, better to hurry it along so we can get to the Second Coming then, ya?

Or perhaps you find yourself strangely attracted to all those past persons who made war and violence based on their ideas of racial purity. News flash - they all hated homosexuals.

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

I have no reply to that, at least none that's fit to print without censorship. :-)

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Do you, lemur, take this human to be your possibly lawfully wedded spouse?

SQUEEK!

Was that a yes?