A pony! A pony! I want a pony!
Dec. 7th, 2005 03:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thewayne
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In June, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In February, I fed ![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
deborak to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I rescued quirkybird from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1075 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
TheWayne
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