A pony! A pony! I want a pony!

[thewayne]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In June, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In February, I fed deborak to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I rescued quirkybird from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1075 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,
TheWayne

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Comments

[deborak]

Fat lot of good feeding me to a shoggoth was. Dr. West made me all better.