thewayne | Ooooh! I got a fraud alert from Chase!

Dear Valued Customer,

During our usual security enhancement protocol, we observed multiple login attempt errors while login in to
your online banking account.

We have believe that someone other than you is trying to access your account for security reasons, we have temporarily suspend your account and your access to online banking and will be restricted if you fail to
update.

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I didn't discard the email out of hand. While we don't do any checking/savings/credit card with Chase, Russet's Subaru from the elk crash last year is financed through them, so I had to open it.

Yep, spam.

Love the spacing! Unfortunately you can't see the multiple internal spaces between words, like you can't see that the Dear Valued Customer is not lined up with the rest of the verbiage. I particularly loved the "during our usual security enhancement protocol" and "errors while login in to" and "We have believe". And 'we believe someone is trying to access my account for security reasons'? They're going to improve your security, or my security, or what? The second paragraph is a complete mess.

Of course, the email address of (at)Frontier.com was a complete giveaway. They don't even make a decent attempt at hiding their domains anymore!

I don't think they completed their Financial Spam Email 201 course.