Ah, even better eclipse news! Conspiracy twits say 'Go ahead, stare at the sun!'

[thewayne]

Oh, and the sun isn't 93 million miles away, and this also proves that the earth and everything out in space is flat. Some of these twits claim they stare at the sun for five minutes a day with no ill effect.

The stupid is quite astounding. As is permanent, irreversible retina damage.

https://gizmodo.com/conspiracy-theorists-say-stare-at-eclipse-1851387594

Comments

[silveradept]

It's sometimes interesting and sometimes terrifying to see what someone's cosmology is like when rare events like eclipses are about to happen. I am curious how the logic works that an eclipse proves the earth is flat or the universe is smaller than current scientific consensus, though. You would think that such things wouldn't need spectacular cosmic events to reveal their truths, but I suppose that's just me.

[disneydream06]

PLEASE look at the sun. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just don't come to my employer looking for help because I don't wanna take care of you. :o
Hugs, Jon

[devilc]

It really ought to be legal to crotch-kick/tit-punch some people just on general principles.

[thewayne]

Or give 'em the Elain Chow's sister's treatment.

[motodraconis]

It's kind of depressing though, and a sign of being poorly educated. But then populist, nationalist parties prefer people to be uncritical and unthinking, as they are more likely to vote for right wing parties who spout meaningless slogans.

And the rapture thing too, FFS, there is a total solar eclipse ever 1-2 years around the world. Presumably the rapture is only for Americans.

[moxie_man]

Wait until the stupid followers file lawsuits over their loss of vision...

[kaishin108]

Oh my gosh. :(

[thewayne]

Only for especially gullible Americans.  The Book of Revelation is one of these where a lot of people say 'Why was this included?  This guy clearly needed help.'

[thewayne]

At least they can still listen to Alex Jones, which would be slightly more palatable than watching him. ;)

[gingeriana]

Hello Grandpa Darwin! it's 2024, and natural selection still works like a charm :)

[thewayne]

It's simply staggering how many idiots there are out there, isn't it?