I just received an email that's guaranteed that I'll open it!

[thewayne]

No, that's not the word. What's the word?

Not. Guaranteed that I'll not open it.

The subject line is: Ꮯοոցrаtսⅼаtіоոѕ Υοս hаⅴе ѕսссеѕѕfսⅼⅼу Ԝοո аո ΝFΤ іtеⅿ !

You send me an email with shifted case and multiple fonts like that, you ain't gonna win me over, skippy! Not to mention trying to hook me into an NFT scam?

Nope.

Comments

[silveradept]

Yes, try to tempt me with a worthless prize into a probable scheme.

[disneydream06]

Some are so obvious. :o
Hugs, Jon

[moonhare]

Still waiting on that package FedX said needed verification on to arrive: name, address, phone, ID, credit card, bank account, first born all offered, but no package yet. Garsh…

[thewayne]

chuckles  I occasionally get email with an invoice from a freight company.  My brain just can't wrap around what they think they'll accomplish sending such to me.

[arlie]

Fortunately most of these get automatically categorized as spam by my email system. I check my spam trap monthly, before the contents is automatically deleted, and get to read all the subject lines - also, too often, rescue messages that were mis-categorized as spam.

[murakozi]

That reminds me. It's been close to 20 years and I still haven't heard back from Kofi Annan about that money the UN was going to give me for being such a great guy.

[thewayne]

Oh, dude - bad news!  He died like six years ago!  But maybe his widow will come across his paperwork.