I just received an email that's guaranteed that I'll open it!

[thewayne]

No, that's not the word. What's the word?

Not. Guaranteed that I'll not open it.

The subject line is: Ꮯοոցrаtսⅼаtіоոѕ Υοս hаⅴе ѕսссеѕѕfսⅼⅼу Ԝοո аո ΝFΤ іtеⅿ !

You send me an email with shifted case and multiple fonts like that, you ain't gonna win me over, skippy! Not to mention trying to hook me into an NFT scam?

Nope.

Comments

[murakozi]

That reminds me. It's been close to 20 years and I still haven't heard back from Kofi Annan about that money the UN was going to give me for being such a great guy.

[thewayne]

Oh, dude - bad news!  He died like six years ago!  But maybe his widow will come across his paperwork.