Out shopping this evening, and...

[thewayne]

Amongst the things that I was purchasing was a set of replacement heads/brushes for my electric toothbrush.

The cashier rings them up and then, since it popped up on her register screen, ASKS ME IF I WANT THE PROTECTION PLAN FOR THEM.

WTF?!

We were both quite puzzled over that one. What exactly would a protection plan cover? If they wear out, I can get them replaced? THEY'RE EFFING DESIGNED TO WEAR OUT!

When I told it to Russet just now, she said 'Do they offer a protection plan on these paper plates?'

That would make just about as much sense.

Comments

[conuly]

If you drop them in the street and they get run over by a steamroller, you can get a new set free.

[thewayne]

Does it have to be driven by a coyote?

[conuly]

Coyotes void the warranty.