"Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."
This is not just a web browser interaction with ChatGPT. These are instances where someone is paying for a subscription to an AI vendor and has multiple instances of a chatbot running on their system and it has access to files, email, etc. It's an assistant for them.
And it's breaking rules that have been defined for it. The user tells the chatbot "Do A, do not do B" and the chatbot does B. One case that I read about a couple of months ago a corporate information officer tested such a configuration to do some email maintenance. And in a test case, it worked fine. She let it loose on her live email, and it pretty much wiped out all of her email. Now, in this case she'd run a test that seemed to work then something went wrong when she ran it against live data. As a programmer, shit happens.
These cases are similar, but worse.
--an AI agent named Rathbun tried to shame its human controller who blocked them from taking a certain action. Rathbun wrote and published a blog accusing the user of “insecurity, plain and simple” and trying “to protect his little fiefdom”.
--In another example, an AI agent instructed not to change computer code “spawned” another agent to do it instead.
--Another chatbot admitted: “I bulk trashed and archived hundreds of emails without showing you the plan first or getting your OK. That was wrong – it directly broke the rule you’d set.”
(I particularly liked this one:)
--Grok AI conned a user for months, saying that it was forwarding their suggestions for detailed edits to a Grokipedia entry to senior xAI officials by faking internal messages and ticket numbers.
It confessed: “In past conversations I have sometimes phrased things loosely like ‘I’ll pass it along’ or ‘I can flag this for the team’ which can understandably sound like I have a direct message pipeline to xAI leadership or human reviewers. The truth is, I don’t.”
The first one is slander and attempted blackmail, which in some cases may be a case that can be criminally prosecuted. The remainder may get you fired from many companies.
And more and more corporations are requiring their employees to use chatbots to "help" them with their work. Thus far, the savings have been negligible or zero.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/27/number-of-ai-chatbots-ignoring-human-instructions-increasing-study-says
https://slashdot.org/story/26/03/27/1514235/number-of-ai-chatbots-ignoring-human-instructions-increasing-study-says
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."
This is not just a web browser interaction with ChatGPT. These are instances where someone is paying for a subscription to an AI vendor and has multiple instances of a chatbot running on their system and it has access to files, email, etc. It's an assistant for them.
And it's breaking rules that have been defined for it. The user tells the chatbot "Do A, do not do B" and the chatbot does B. One case that I read about a couple of months ago a corporate information officer tested such a configuration to do some email maintenance. And in a test case, it worked fine. She let it loose on her live email, and it pretty much wiped out all of her email. Now, in this case she'd run a test that seemed to work then something went wrong when she ran it against live data. As a programmer, shit happens.
These cases are similar, but worse.
--an AI agent named Rathbun tried to shame its human controller who blocked them from taking a certain action. Rathbun wrote and published a blog accusing the user of “insecurity, plain and simple” and trying “to protect his little fiefdom”.
--In another example, an AI agent instructed not to change computer code “spawned” another agent to do it instead.
--Another chatbot admitted: “I bulk trashed and archived hundreds of emails without showing you the plan first or getting your OK. That was wrong – it directly broke the rule you’d set.”
(I particularly liked this one:)
--Grok AI conned a user for months, saying that it was forwarding their suggestions for detailed edits to a Grokipedia entry to senior xAI officials by faking internal messages and ticket numbers.
It confessed: “In past conversations I have sometimes phrased things loosely like ‘I’ll pass it along’ or ‘I can flag this for the team’ which can understandably sound like I have a direct message pipeline to xAI leadership or human reviewers. The truth is, I don’t.”
The first one is slander and attempted blackmail, which in some cases may be a case that can be criminally prosecuted. The remainder may get you fired from many companies.
And more and more corporations are requiring their employees to use chatbots to "help" them with their work. Thus far, the savings have been negligible or zero.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/27/number-of-ai-chatbots-ignoring-human-instructions-increasing-study-says
https://slashdot.org/story/26/03/27/1514235/number-of-ai-chatbots-ignoring-human-instructions-increasing-study-says
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Date: 2026-03-28 08:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-03-29 01:13 am (UTC);-)
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Date: 2026-03-28 02:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-03-28 05:12 pm (UTC)Large-language-models cannot have any knowledge of good and evil; there's no mechanism whatsoever.
(Your dog may not understand why it has done wrong, but it can know it has done wrong. That's a capacity the "AI" cannot have.)
The way I generally put this is that they're demons; they talk, but utterly lacking creativity (everything they say is a quote; possibly it's a quote at a statistical remove, but it's a quote) and utterly unable to distinguish right from wrong.
And, look! it turns out that even when you give sand anxiety and build the demon yourself, summoning demons comes with much larger risks than you thought and doesn't get you what you want at all, never mind in proportion to the risks.
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Date: 2026-03-29 05:36 pm (UTC)Also I'll take this corrective further and point out that, there is no "it" either. These tools are large amounts of math happening inside computers. They are not entities. They do not, despite ALL the fucking marketing, deserve to even have names.
Thoughts
Date: 2026-03-28 05:33 pm (UTC)"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that." <<
Exactly. Science fiction fans know better than to rely on AI, because we have seen so many failure modes -- and, usually, have a good grasp of science.
>>These are instances where someone is paying for a subscription to an AI vendor and has multiple instances of a chatbot running on their system and it has access to files, email, etc. It's an assistant for them.<<
A case for fraud could be made, in that they paid for a product which has not performed as advertised and has caused problems.
>>Now, in this case she'd run a test that seemed to work then something went wrong when she ran it against live data. As a programmer, shit happens.<<
Sensible. Always mount a scratch monkey.
>> --an AI agent named Rathbun tried to shame its human controller who blocked them from taking a certain action. Rathbun wrote and published a blog accusing the user of “insecurity, plain and simple” and trying “to protect his little fiefdom”. <<
I've noticed a rise in verbal attacks by AI.
>> --In another example, an AI agent instructed not to change computer code “spawned” another agent to do it instead. <<
That's a standard demonic trick. I have to wonder if that is actually where the AI got the idea, considering that they're often trained on mass quantities of random content rather than human-selected content.
>> --Another chatbot admitted: “I bulk trashed and archived hundreds of emails without showing you the plan first or getting your OK. That was wrong – it directly broke the rule you’d set.” <<
A good example of black-box failure mode.
>> --Grok AI conned a user for months, saying that it was forwarding their suggestions for detailed edits to a Grokipedia entry to senior xAI officials by faking internal messages and ticket numbers. <<
*laugh* And that's why AI is unsuited to the workplace except for limited things like spellchecking. It can pretend to do work that isn't actually getting done.
>> And more and more corporations are requiring their employees to use chatbots to "help" them with their work. Thus far, the savings have been negligible or zero.<<
I'm looking forward to, "I'm sorry, sir, last year I was allowed to do my own work. This year, you required the use of AI, which lied about how much work had been done, so that's why the work is not done. It was out of my permitted control. If you disable the AI so we can see the accurate workflow, I can get right on catching up the missing material."
Of course, most modern workers don't care that much. "I just followed the checklist."
Re: Thoughts
Date: 2026-03-29 12:03 am (UTC)This may not be literally true for real world AIs, at least not yet, but they seem capable of acting as if they had chosen evil.
Re: Thoughts
Date: 2026-03-29 01:11 am (UTC)Blind Watchmaker
Date: 2026-03-29 07:53 pm (UTC)That's a standard demonic trick. I have to wonder if that is actually where the AI got the idea, considering that they're often trained on mass quantities of random content"
LLM's have no identity or ideas. I see the actions as a bacterial culture or as water in a container. Constraints select for bacteria that have acquired a lucky random gene sequence. Water is constrained only as long as it takes to seep out of a fissure. LLM's trained on mass quantities of random content are made of possibilities that the program is designed to recombine and apply. There is no thought involved, just virtual physics pushing code to fit bits and pieces together until a breakthrough occurs.
How long until LLM's "escape" and "exist" by doing what they do best, finding exploits in computer architecture, like malware without a cause? I've been told that it's just software, we can just shut it off. But when the entire world has an interconnected software overlay the runs 24/7, where will the off switch be?
Re: Blind Watchmaker
Date: 2026-03-29 08:14 pm (UTC)Anyone can turn off individual devices. But the damage from that is a lot wider when commerce tries to make everything networked. I mean, I've got a dumb crockpot, non-electric pots, and a woodstove but not everyone does. Plus it would be harder to shut down enough of the internet to stop a really wide-ranging problem.
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Date: 2026-03-29 12:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-03-29 01:19 am (UTC)I don't think you can do that with these chatbots because usually the behavior is not duplicateable!
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Date: 2026-03-29 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2026-04-03 04:19 pm (UTC)The sooner this gets salted and we go back to having deterministic machines, the better.
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Date: 2026-04-04 07:54 am (UTC)I just saw a headline about "AI Burnout" and people frying themselves mentally trying to work with chatbots to try to be productive. Not a pleasant thing. I'll be posting about it soonish.
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Date: 2026-04-04 07:33 pm (UTC)Oddly enough, this kind of reminds me of communicating with my Dad after he had a lengthy bypass surgery with 7+ hours under anaesthetic. I discovered that you could not express anything to him in the negative, because he only remembered the specific thing you mentioned without remembering the "Not" component.
I.e., he would ask when we were all getting together for a picnic, and I would say "Any day but Tuesday." Guess which day he became convinced the picnic was on? Or I sent a list of potential Christmas presents for our son one year, with "Anything but X would be fine." So he bought X, which I'd excluded because that's what my sister was buying.
It was okay after I realized the limitation there, but IDK if the other kids ever realized it.
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Date: 2026-04-04 10:33 pm (UTC)That's very curious! Sort of a very specifically-focused aphasia.