Kneel before Zod!

[thewayne]

Thanks to greyweirdo for showing me this oh so important site! I've lowered my computer table and replaced all my furniture with tatami mats so that I can always be kneeling before our Beloved Leader, General Zod.

I am also thankful that General Zod occasionally answers the inane and miserable questions that those of us who kneel before him sometimes answer.

As a true supporter of General Zod, I join him in shouting DEATH TO THE EASTER BUNNY! Miserable hopping rat, spreading his propaganda to try and lessen the glory of General Zod!

Comments

[cardigirl.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[magic-rat.livejournal.com]

The Easter Bunny is NOT a rat! The Easter Bunny hops, and hopping is cute. No self-respecting rat would ever demean himself (or herself) to doing anything cute. You should take care if you continue disrespecting rats; Willard and Ben were the sanitized version of what rats are capable of (remember the Black Plague?). Even Arnold Schwarzenegger was smart enough to treat rats with kindness and respect.

And rats don't fear General Zod either, since they know where that glowing emerald green rod-shaped gem is hidden.

[wuglet.livejournal.com]

No self-respecting rat would ever demean himself (or herself) to doing anything cute.

What about the Death of Rats? He is dead cute! ;)
(Sorry, I'll pay 5 bucks to the bad-pun-association.)

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

LOL! I don't know if Magic_Rat will catch the reference, I don't think he's read a lot of Pratchett.