Meme Failure

[thewayne]

Well, I tried to do a meme where you take the first line of the first entry of every month for the previous year and put it all together. Mine was so utterly lame that I didn’t bother posting it. Instead, I’m doing a rather more interesting one that I read on MonkeyGirlDiva’s blog in which you…

1. Pick 10 movies that you enjoy.
2. Pick a line of dialogue that you like.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.

But, as this was me, I went to twenty films. Some of the quotes might be slightly off, but you should get the gist, assuming you know the film. Some I consider rather easy, others somewhat less so. I'll be very surprised if anyone gets the "ninja" quote as I know only one other person who has seen the film, I'll post a clue in a day or so.

1. "As you can see, the penis is now more or less fully erect." DeboraK, Monty Python's Meaning of Life
   
   
2. "Blondie! I’ll see you in hell!"
Magic_Rat, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly


3. Man: "Do you love me?" Woman: "I love you." Man: "Do you trust me?" Woman: "I trust you."
   
   
4. "Fix the lighter."
   
   
5. "He makes me laugh."
Magic_Rat, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


6. "He said the new sheriff is near!"
Magic_Rat, Blazing Saddles


7. "I am The Supreme Being, I’m not completely dense."
DeboraK, Time Bandits


8. "It could be raining."
PaulMC, Young Frankenstein


9. "Just a bunch of savages in this town."
Apostate_96, Clerks


10. "Let me ask you something, maybe you can help me. What’s wrong with my life? Why is my wife sleeping with someone else? Why can’t I sleep?"
    
    
11. "Not only is he dead, he’s over 3000 miles away!"
    
    
12. "Roger was over Unger and Unger was under Dunn."
Magic_Rat, Airplane


13. "Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife, doomed is your soul and damned is your life!"
Magic_Rat, Buckaroo Banzai


14. "Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love?"
    
    
15. "That rug really brought the room together."
    
    
16. "We are not ninja!"
    
    
17. "We used to spend our summers in Eagle River." Group: "EAGLE RIVER?!"
    
    
18. "Where did you learn to fight like that?" "From the Jackie Chan collection of the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library."
Magic_Rat, Demolition Man


19. "You remove the cap and stick it up your nose, it’s for my sinuses."
PaulMC, Never Say Never Again


20. "You were so drunk you couldn’t even buy brandy!"
    

Comments

First round of guesses

[magic-rat.livejournal.com]

(This would be much easier to answer if you had numbered the list)

Don't know

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

The Princess Bride

Don't recall at the moment

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Blazing Saddles

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Don't know

Don't know

Don't know

Airplane

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, too easy

Don't recall

Ghostbusters this is an uneasy guess

Don't know

Don't know

Demolition Man

Don't recall

This sounds very familiar

guessing

[paulmc.livejournal.com]

"As you can see, the penis is now more or less fully erect."

"Blondie! I’ll see you in hell!" The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Man: "Do you love me?" Woman: "I love you." Man: "Do you trust me?" Woman: "I trust you." Princess Bride

"Fix the lighter."

"He makes me laugh."

"He said the new sheriff is near!" Blazing Saddles

"I am The Supreme Being, I’m not completely dense."

"It could be raining." Young Frankenstein

"Just a bunch of savages in this town."

"Let me ask you something, maybe you can help me. What’s wrong with my life? Why is my wife sleeping with someone else? Why can’t I sleep?"

"Not only is he dead, he’s over 3000 miles away!"

"Roger was over Unger and Unger was under Dunn." Airplane

"Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife, doomed is your soul and damned is your life!"

"Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love?"

"That rug really brought the room together."

"We are not ninja!"

"We used to spend our summers in Eagle River." Group: "EAGLE RIVER?!"

"Where did you learn to fight like that?" "From the Jackie Chan collection of the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library." Demolition Man

"You remove the cap and stick it up your nose, it’s for my sinuses." Never Say Never Again (it was a "Q" line .. I think it was that Bond movie)

"You were so drunk you couldn’t even buy brandy!"

[deborak]

These are just wildass guesses because I barely remember a movie once the credits have rolled.

Is the penis quote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life?

The "Let me ask you something" sounds Woody Allenish, is it from What's Up Tiger Lily?

And now a quiz for you. These two lines are stuck in my head, but I can't remember what movies they were from.

"And now it's dark." Some suspense/horror film, where something bad was supposed to happen when it got dark . . .?

"That, I did not know." Said by a teamster boss at the docks when the good guys (whom the dockworkers were about to assault) told them that the drug lords were moving cargo without paying off the teamsters . . . ?

[cardigirl.livejournal.com]

I'd try to play but, like Debora, I can't remember fuckall about a movie after I walk out of it. In one ear and out the other.

[apostate-96.livejournal.com]

Okay, I know that #9 shows up in Clerks