Dec. 13th, 2005

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Saw it today, it's leaving Alamogordo Tuesday to make room for Kong on Wednesday. Quite good! I like old country/western, can't stand most of the modern stuff. Anyway, Phoenix/Witherspoon did a great job in their respective roles and both have some pretty good pipes in 'em.

I noticed something which I'd never seen before: a lighting mistake. There's a seen where Phoenix is sitting on a pool diving board. His front is in shadow, but to his right and behind him (probably at about his 5:00) the planter has a shadow coming from Phoenix's 3:00. My guess is they have an off-camera screen to shade Phoenix for mood but forgot to put a high angle spot to take care of the shadow on the planter.
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I went through my Yahoo account today and did a bit of cleanup, I ended up deleting 1100 messages from my account! That includes both sent and received. It dropped my usage from 19% of one gig to 15%.
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FINAL-FREAKIN'-LY!

It's still not cold, our outdoor thermometer which is probably +/- 2 or 3 degrees says it's about 35. The clouds have been rather pendulous for the last couple of days, but it's still just not that cold. Last night I went out at 3am to get my book out of the car that I'd neglected to bring in and felt it trying to precipitate, and the observatory was shut down during Russet's first-half shift due to clouds and precipitation.

So hopefully this is the start of the winter season finally. Russet's boss said last week that we'd been 60 days without precipitation. It'll be interesting to see what the fire danger bodes a bit later, I was planning on going down to Beautiful Downtown Cloudcroft, I'll take my digital and snap some pix.


FYI, even though it may be snowing, the observatory doesn't close down. There's always computer work to be done, instruments can be calibrated off of that are known as "cal lamps", special light bulbs that emit the precise frequencies for helium and argon, and most importantly, some of the instruments for Russet's 3.5 require liquid nitrogen to be poured into them to keep them cool, this is done at least twice a day. Other instrument either (a) have a huge cylinder of liquid nitrogen that is replaced weekly or so, or (b) use electronic cryogenic cooling through a device commercially known as a Cryotiger. Unfortunately one of the instruments, DISS (dual-imaging spectrograph, a spectrograph that has two imagers -- a red and a blue) is having two problems -- there's contamination inside one of the vacuum-sealed instruments, and the blue-side's Cryotiger was having problems. They replaced a fan which had been going bad, I don't know if that'll be enough. We shall see.

Anyway, Russ is working a full night tonight -- 3pm to 7am -- and it's unlikely she'll open (even if it stops snowing, the humidity/dew point persists above operable levels) but she'll have to be there anyway.
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Thankfully I'm no where near this level (yet). This is a rant from Dom, one of the people behind the web comic Mega Tokyo.

"See, on Thursday night I was idly browsing the Wikipedia looking up random subjects for kicks while playing some To Heart 2, which finally got to me from my bud Seiya. Then, I got an AIM message from Suberunker, who told me to fire up Animal Crossing DS so he could visit my town and give me apples to plant.

After I opened my gates, Hodge-Podge sent me a panicked message, since he was at work late, and had been planning to play some Magic during his break. But he'd accidentally joined a timed tournament instead of a leisurely league, so he asked that I take over for him, which I gladly did, eventually going 3-0-2 and making top 8. Around then, Fred and I started discussing MT a bit, too...

And that's when it hit me. I was playing Magic Online. While browsing an encyclopedia purely for fun. While "playing" a Japanese visual novel. While friends were running around my Nintendo DS town. While talking about online comics.

I almost wept at the horror of it.

I truly am a prince among nerds. All hail!

Thankfully, the next night I went to a hockey game, so that bucked up my pride a bit.

But still. I think I need to go crush a beer can against my forehead or something, I'll talk to you guys again when I regain consciousness and lose the self-consciousness.

Well, okay, when I regain consciousness, at least."
thewayne: (Headbanger)
I love this site! Here's this week's clippings, the stuff that I find particularly amusing/strange are in italics.

While Canadian "global warming" protesters express alarm at the dwindling outdoor hockey season (fewer months with ice, fewer days cold enough for hard ice), a growing number of "hockey" players are taking the game underwater, according to a November Associated Press story. With six breath-holding players per team, passing a puck with sticks at the bottom of a pool, and players surfacing for air as seldom as possible, dozens of club teams worldwide play (nearly 50 in the U.S.), with a championship tournament scheduled next year for Sheffield, England. Said a Cincinnati high school player of the respiratory challenge, "(W)hen you're close to the goal, you're like, 'Do I want to score a goal or breathe?' Most of the time I say, 'Score.'" [Toronto Star, 11-28-05] [Boston Globe-AP, 11-27-05]

Great Art!

Performance artist Tomoko Takahashi, 39, working on a British government grant of the equivalent of about $8,600, gave an exhibition of inebriation in October at the Chapter arts center in Cardiff, Wales. Dressed in business suit and high heels, Takahashi drank a large amount of beer over a three-hour period, periodically checking to see how far she could walk across a narrow beam about two feet off the floor without falling. A Chapter spokesman called the demonstration a "powerful piece of art." [The Australian-The Times (London), 10-27-05]

Government in Action

# Albania's Gen. Pellumb Qazimi told Reuters in October that the military is scrapping its fleet of obsolete Chinese-made MiG fighter jets, which the country never used in battle but in which 35 Albanian pilots died over the years in operational mishaps. And the Hindustan Times revealed in September that the local New Delhi government's 97 paid rat-catchers have not caught a single rodent since 1994. (And residents complain that rats are not difficult to find in New Delhi.) [Reuters, 11-1-05] [USA Today- AP, 9-12-05]

# Are We Safe? In October, the federal Department of Homeland Security announced a $36,300 grant to the state of Kentucky, earmarked to prevent terrorists from using charity bingo and other games of chance to raise money. (One astonished bingo worker in Frankfort told the Associated Press that the need to protect bingo parlors from terrorists "would never even enter my mind.") Also in October, the Tampa Tribune reported that two lower-tier Florida tourist attractions (the Weeki Wachee Springs mermaid show and Dinosaur World in Plant City) were on Homeland Security's list of sites that the state had to "harden" against terrorist attacks, even though officials complained that major sports venues and more popular entertainment sites were not on the list. [Lexington Herald- Leader, 10-24-05] [Tampa Tribune, 10-25-05]

# The Democratic Process: Randy Logan Hale won election to the school board in Homeland, Calif., in November, despite having been incarcerated since September for a parole violation. (He gets out in February.) And James Skwarok campaigned for mayor in Victoria, British Columbia, as a one-issue candidate opposed to pumping raw sewage into open waters, appearing always in costume as a chunk of that sewage, named "Mr. Floatie." (Skwarok dropped out of the race in October.) [Sacramento Bee- AP, 11-10-05] [Canadian Press, 10-18-05]

Police Report

# (1) Police in Fairfax County, Va., discovered, as one of their only clues in an October rape, a hockey puck from a junior league team in Wichita Falls, Texas, apparently accidentally dropped by the assailant. Said an officer, "It's the first time I'm aware of that a hockey puck has ever been left at a crime scene." (2) Also in October, a surveillance camera at Sonny's Pizza & Pasta in San Clemente, Calif., showed a burglar entering, pocketing cash, and then stopping to make himself a large pepperoni pizza from scratch (before being surprised by an early-shift worker and fleeing).[Washington Post, 10-26-05] [Reuters, 10-31-05]

# The bane of all fair-minded office sports teams is the "ringer," the super-athlete from outside who is imported to help the office team win. Former minor league baseball player Mark Guerra, 33, was accused by Florida authorities of being such a ringer, imported for the Apalachee Correctional Institution's team, which he led to victory in a Department of Corrections softball tournament. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement arrested Guerra in October and charged him with fraudulently accepting a $1,247 "salary" as a temporary Apalachee "employee" (but never actually doing any work). [ABC News-AP, 10-4-05]

People With Issues

(1) Michael Plentyhorse, 18, was charged with indecent exposure in Sioux Falls, S.D., in November, when he was discovered partially undressed, in a store, fooling around with a semi-nude female mannequin. (Said a police officer, "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That's the only way I know how to put it.") (2) Registered sex-offender Sean Cobin, 20, was arrested in Milwaukee in November on suspicion of reckless endangerment for his role in pressuring a woman to drink concentrated drain cleaner, allegedly because he gets excited by making women vomit. (He was convicted in 2004 in a similar incident.) [Sioux Falls Argus Leader, 11-15-05] [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 11-10-05]

Things You Probably Didn't Realize

(1) A new land speed record for a blind driver was set in September (Mr. Hein Wagner, 33, reached 160 mph in a Maserati V8 GranSport on an airstrip in Mafikeng, South Africa, with help of a navigator). (2) Harvard's libraries contain at least four books bound in human skin, including a treatise on Spanish law with an inscription calling the binding "all that remains" of a fellow named Jonas Wright (according to research by student Dan Alban, writing in the Harvard Law Record in November). [Reuters, 9-9-05] [Harvard Law Record, 11-10-05]

The Sacred Institution of Marriage

In accord with Thailand's cultural traditions and accompanied by much pomp and circumstance, officials married off Chuang Chuang and his gal Lin Lui, the country's only giant pandas (at the Chaing Mai Zoo in November), and Thong Kham and his gal Thong Khaow, a pair of dwarf Brahman cattle in Sa Kaew province in July (both ceremonies before thousands of spectators). And in Roseville, Mich., in November, Susan Laurer spent $1,200 to marry off a pair of pug dogs, Bobby and Gracie, dressed in formal wedding wear before 70 guests at the Evangel Christian Church. (The maid of honor was a Chihuahua.) [Sydney Morning Herald-AP, 11-9-05] [The Oregonian-AP, 7-11-05] [Detroit Free Press, 11-7-05]

Least Competent Criminals

Bryan Perley, who apparently held a grudge against a child-support caseworker, was charged in Orlando, Fla., with several felony counts when he tried to arrest her by impersonating a military officer and holding a fake, handwritten arrest warrant. When the woman's colleagues would not cooperate with him, Perley actually called for police backup, according to a report by WFTV-TV. He told the dispatcher, "(The colleagues) don't understand the chain of command in government. I've warned them." [WFTV-TV (Orlando), 10-11-05]

Update

In October, the Tennessee Supreme Court finally dashed Knoxville prosecutors' hopes of convicting Thomas "Zoo Man" Huskey as a serial killer in a case News of the Weird first mentioned in 1992. Courts had tossed out Huskey's confession (the centerpiece of the case), finding that the incriminating statements were made not by Huskey but by "Kyle," his alter ego, and although Huskey himself had been given a Miranda warning, "Kyle" had not. ("Kyle" supposedly had a grudge against Huskey.) "Zoo Man" (named because a zoo was the venue for some of the crimes) is nonetheless serving 66 years in prison on other charges. [Knoxville News Sentinel, 11-1-05]

Thinning the Herd

A 43-year-old motorcyclist was killed on Interstate 35 near Osceola, Iowa, when he tried to stand on his bike with his arms folded (and smashed into a guardrail) (October). A 19-year-old driver, performing for two pals who were videotaping, was killed in West Rutland, Vt., when he attempted a "Jackass"-like stunt by leaping from the car at about 30 mph (September). A 39-year-old bicyclist was killed when he raced, unsuccessfully, to beat an oncoming train through a railroad crossing in Oakland Park, Fla., and was knocked more than 100 feet (November). [Des Moines Register, 10-3-05] [Rutland Herald, 9-20-05] [WKMG-TV (Orlando)-AP, 11-7-05]
thewayne: (Headbanger)
Brian, my brother-in-law, should be arriving in North Carolina from Germany today. Apparently his appendix has ruptured, but it has sort-of encysted itself and has not caused peritonitis. They are holding off operating until he's gained some strength, he's pretty weak right now. I have no idea if my sister is flying out there, it wouldn't surprise me. So he's going to be out of action another month or two.


In other news, Russet's mother is back in the hospital. Her red blood cell count had dropped to dangerously low levels, so she was admitted yesterday and they started a transfusion last night about 2am. The first transfusion went well, I believe at least one more transfusion will be required.

Some of the causes for her anemia include "bone marrow senility" and kidney problems. The bone marrow issue is a nasty test: bone marrow aspiration from the hip. VERY painful. Her mom's refused that procedure, and I don't blame her at all. Also that condition cannot be treated, though it could be useful as an exclusionary diagnosis.

Such fun!
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"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.


"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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