I now have TV, DVD, and LaserDisc!
Sadly, my TV needs very badly to be degaussed. Richard Dreyfuss in Moon Over Parador is looking rather purplish. And my remotes are in Cloudcroft (I think). Hopefully my ever-so-lovely and perpetually-underpraised wife will bring them down to me Friday night. And hopefully I can find the degauss function buried in the menus somewhere once I get the TV remote back.
Now I can watch
Millionaire's Express and
Wing Chun!
My LaserDisc still needs a knife to pry the door open to eject the tray, and I'm sure it still doesn't auto-reverse, but that's the way it goes.