Yay, Pat!

"I don't want to get weird on this, so please take it for what it's worth...When Jesus was crucified and when he died, the curtain in the temple was rent from top to bottom...and it was extremely symbolic. Is [the earthquake-caused crack in the Washington Monument] symbolic? You judge."
— Pat Robertson

And I'm certain that nothing else in DC was damaged. And this is obviously a result of our tolerance of homosexuality and our allowing abortion.