"I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train!"

"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. And Chuck Norris wears Jim DeMint pajamas."
—Sen. Ted Cruz

Wow. I guess there's no end to the crazy. I really hope he runs for POTUS in the '16 cycle, I can't imagine what the debates would be like.

And isn't Chuck too busy to sleep? I thought he was going to visit everyone who didn't vote for Romney and punch them in the face or something?