Teleport spell for Discordians
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thewayneI came across this on a forum that I frequent, I told the moderator how to set it to auto-prune messages and wanted to see what the oldest messages were. I posted this one back in February and still think it's pretty funny.
http://www.23ae.com/?post=267
Teleport Spell
A handy spell for Discordians
by Dantopia
2/15/2006 12:04:44 PM
This handy spell will let any Discordian teleport instantly to a random hospital in the area. You can do this in 5 easy steps - TRY IT TODAY!!!
Step 1 - Go into a building and get to at least the 2nd story.
Step 2 - Find a window that faces outside.
Step 3 - Jump through the window (make sure it's closed first so you crash through the glass).
Step 4 - Scream as loud as you can before you hit the ground.
Step 5 - Land on your head, so you get knocked unconscious.
If you do these steps correctly, you'll magically wake up in a hospital bed in a random hospital in your city. But beware - the lords of the teleport realm always ask for a toll. You will probably wake up all bandaged and bruised. Since people can't see magix happening they'll rationalize that they saw you leave in an ambulance. But you know the truth - you have teleported!
Note - the nature of this magix twix is VERY POWERFUL and sometimes the lords of the teleport realm will take a Discordian's life as payment. Please use this spell wisely. Neither I nor the Discordian Society assumes any liability for damages incurred with the use of this spell.
http://www.23ae.com/?post=267
Teleport Spell
A handy spell for Discordians
by Dantopia
2/15/2006 12:04:44 PM
This handy spell will let any Discordian teleport instantly to a random hospital in the area. You can do this in 5 easy steps - TRY IT TODAY!!!
Step 1 - Go into a building and get to at least the 2nd story.
Step 2 - Find a window that faces outside.
Step 3 - Jump through the window (make sure it's closed first so you crash through the glass).
Step 4 - Scream as loud as you can before you hit the ground.
Step 5 - Land on your head, so you get knocked unconscious.
If you do these steps correctly, you'll magically wake up in a hospital bed in a random hospital in your city. But beware - the lords of the teleport realm always ask for a toll. You will probably wake up all bandaged and bruised. Since people can't see magix happening they'll rationalize that they saw you leave in an ambulance. But you know the truth - you have teleported!
Note - the nature of this magix twix is VERY POWERFUL and sometimes the lords of the teleport realm will take a Discordian's life as payment. Please use this spell wisely. Neither I nor the Discordian Society assumes any liability for damages incurred with the use of this spell.
