The King has entered the blogsphere!

[thewayne]

You scored as Elvis Presley. The United States has never been a democracy but actually a monarchy...with it's citizens bowing to one throne. Born in Tupelo, you are the King. You have a tendency to be promiscuous, you'll probably die of a drug overdose or be abducted by aliens, and you're also responsible for the ousting of Jesus/Yahweh from the throne of gold. </td> Elvis Presley 67% Dante Alighieri 67% Friedrich Nietzsche 67% C.G. Jung 58% Stephen Hawking 50% Mother Teresa 42% Steven Morrissey 25% Miyamoto Musashi 25% Jesus Christ 17% O.J. Simpson 8% Sigmund Freud 8% Adolf Hitler 0% Hugh Hefner 0% Charles Manson 0% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

Comments

[quasar273.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I see a whopping one, count them, one female historical figure in there. Wow. Wonder how long they had to rack their brains to come up with that one?

And of course she's an asexual, sweet, universal mother type. Excuse me while I go barf.

I think I'd better not take this quiz right now -- I might come out as Charles Manson.

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Very true. And since these quizes are 100% accurate since they're on the internet, then I guess there was only one significant female figure in history.

I guess Joan of Arc, Betsy Ross, Queen Victoria, etc. were all just wannabees.

When I saw OJ on the list, I knew this quiz was more than a little on the silly side.

[cteare.livejournal.com]

Well considering a lot of the questions are biased towards being male, I can't say that the results are all that representative.

It gave me...

You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition. Don't let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you

[deborak]

You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.

Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.

Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...

It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.

[fastlearner.livejournal.com]

I am, too, and I particularly enjoyed that line, "You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it." :)