Cows, Constitution, and Ten Commandments

[thewayne]

(Posted by a friend to a board, I have no idea where she got it)

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. Can we use cows to find those dead beat parents, people who skipped bail, drug offenders and sex offenders too?

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

Comments

[apostate-96.livejournal.com]

That's great! I'll have to add this one to my memories, and also link it for others to come find.

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

If I weren't at work I'd be LOL. BTW, I hope you're over your illness.

[apostate-96.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It's getting better, but it's also improving slowly. As long as it keeps getting better and, once it's gone, stays away for a LONG time....I'll be happy.

[spaceoperadiva.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I needed that!

Have you considered irrigating your sinuses?

[cardigirl.livejournal.com]

I like it! A lot!