Have you noticed the new Kool-Aid commercials?

[thewayne]

Now a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid is wearing SHORTS. It weren't like that when I was a young'un (GET OFF THE LAWN! Damn kids...), he just had two stubby legs for crashing through oddly-placed brick/block walls. So why shorts? Are we supposed to think that giant pitchers of flavored sugar and water have genitalia? Are there male and female giant pitchers of flavored sugar and water? Is there slash fic for two male pitchers of flavored sugar and water coming to realize their true feelings for each other?

Comments

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Touche'! I'd forgotten that, and the entire Warner stable is clothesless (as far as I recall).

And then there was that animated movie that came out a month or two ago where male cows had udders. All cows had udders.

[ateji.livejournal.com]

The "Cows with Guns" one someone linked to in one of your previous entry comments? I just watched it and was...disturbed...by a supposedly male cow urinating through an udder.