Have you noticed the new Kool-Aid commercials?

[thewayne]

Now a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid is wearing SHORTS. It weren't like that when I was a young'un (GET OFF THE LAWN! Damn kids...), he just had two stubby legs for crashing through oddly-placed brick/block walls. So why shorts? Are we supposed to think that giant pitchers of flavored sugar and water have genitalia? Are there male and female giant pitchers of flavored sugar and water? Is there slash fic for two male pitchers of flavored sugar and water coming to realize their true feelings for each other?

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