What do you need....

[thewayne]

Type your actual name and the word "needs", into Google, and hit search. Hilarity (or something resembling it) ensues...

Some of my results:
Wayne needs to slow down, he might get splinters!
Wayne needs to share his fears, secrets, or "taboo" thoughts and feelings.
Wayne needs a D2 team for Denver.
Wayne needs a new carrier.
Wayne needs access to the download site.
Wayne needs a bath. (hey! I shower daily!)
Wayne needs a little practice.
Wayne needs more games (w00t!)
Wayne needs visionary bulldogs (Wayne is perfectly happy with Celeste the Wonder Poodle)
Wayne needs a new attitude.
Wayne needs a D-I hoops program.
Wayne needs your help.

Comments

[shadowhelm.livejournal.com]

Tried that. Was unimpressed. Problem is I'm actually a web presence, I think.

Hee, hee.

[hollygrahm.livejournal.com]

Holly needs both male and female plants for maximum berry production.