thewayne | Confusing Words

I had some fun Sunday with my Pilates instructor. I was working out and we'd stopped as I'm having some problems breathing right now (remnants/possible resurgence of a nasty cold) and were making strange jokes about Asian restaurants and falling asleep in them. I think it was in reference to my bachelor party, which will be at a sushi bar called Zen32. Lauren made the initial comment, then I was trying to remember the word for the medical condition where you can fall asleep literally at the drop of a hat, this was in order to invoke the imagery of a sleeping Chinese chef, over a stove, a rope harness keeping him from falling in the food.

I couldn't remember the frikin' word, but I remembered it started with N. Lauren suggested Necrophilia at about the same time as I remembered Narcolepsy. Narcolepsy, necrophilia, I can see how she could get those confused. Or not. Still, it was mildly humerous.