thewayne | Terry's cat poop corollary to Einstein's Theory of Relativity

(My friend and photographer of my wedding Terry sent me this. It sorta makes sense, which perhaps frightens me.)

I had a bit of an epiphany today: I suddenly understood that a corollary to Einstein's Theory of Relativity explains feline waste.

When we first met, I had one cat. Later, 2 cats, then after Deb and I were married we had 3 cats. It always seemed like the amount of cat poop that needed to be disposed increased much faster than the linear progression of the number of cats present.

Einstein's formula relating energy and mass is:
E=mc2
E is energy,
m is mass,
c is the speed of light.

Terry's formula relating cat poop to number of cats is:
P=nc2
P=poop,
n=number,
c=cats

Or in other words, 2 cats produce 4 times as much poop as 1 cat, and 3 cats produce 9 times as much poop as 1 cat, and so on...