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[thewayne]

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Amy Matrix (not too bad)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla OC3N (it's a cookie that I made but haven't baked any in a long time)

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
D-Wes

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
pass

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Wayne Phoenix (and if that ain't lame, I don't know what is)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Wesdo

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, first tool that comes to mind, put “The” at the beginning)
The Blue Screwdriver! Torquing off crime!

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Robert Earl

9. STRIPPER NAME : (favorite candy, the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
Tootsie Pop Old Spice

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Donald Katherine

11.NAME YOU CHECK INTO A MOTEL UNDER IN THE COMPANY OF A YOUNG WOMAN/MAN THAT YOU ARE NOT MARRIED TO, BUT PLANNING TO HAVE SEX WITH IN STARK CONTRAST TO THE OPPRESSIVE MORALITIES YOU WERE RAISED UNDER. (middle and confirmation name)
Ummm, not Catholic, and I don't think there's a Saint Wayne, but I could be wrong)

Comments

[quasar273.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is pretty complicated when one is a married female raised Catholic who changed one's name at some point. I have current first name, childhood first name (and current middle name), childhood middle name, confirmation name, last name, and married last name. Why do I need to be to be Mint-Chocolate Snickerdoodle when I already have six names!

Isn't one's porn star name supposed to be middle name + street where you grew up? Wouldn't work so well for Wayne, who grew up on a street with a diminutive name (not porn-star appropriate; they'll think he needs a fluffer!). For me, that combo was one of my ideas for a pen name in the far-distant future where I'm professionally published, so I was disappointed to think it's pornish.

The Star Wars name is very cool, but doesn't work so great with Scottish names. Mcmru! I must be one of those aliens that uses a vocoder. Or maybe one of the insect critters that talks in frequencies human ears can't hear...