More spammy humor
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thewayneSome junk email goodness:
RE: calf retribution leaden VlAGxRA$2.10 ambidextrous ClALdlS$2.30 wobbler. Calf retribution. Mommy cow died insane? Now, if we remove the mutilated product names, we have Calf retribution leaden ambidextrous wobbler. Maybe I should award a Noprize in the great Marvel tradition to the person who comes up with the best drabble for it.
I then had several of your standard penis spam:
Experience real masculine power with a bigger di'ck
Experience astonishing sensations in bed with your new big penis
Stop complaining about small penis - change it!
Hottest girls are waiting for your new bigger penis
The first one weirded me out: is a di'ck a Klingon something that I really don't want to know about?
The second one apparently guarantees that whatever it is they are selling will make you more sensitive, which for many men means they're not going to last as long. The third one makes me think of putting a bigger carburetor on a Chevy. The last one is kind of intriguing: "hottest girls". A superlative. An absolute. Who did the judging? I like specific somatotypes, and porn stars typically ain't it.
But here is the best. After seeing message upon message of penis enhancement, I saw this subject:
Using the Exception Handling Block in Enterprise Library 3.0.
It really threw me until I noticed that it was from DevX Enterprise Update, a programmer newsletter.
RE: calf retribution leaden VlAGxRA$2.10 ambidextrous ClALdlS$2.30 wobbler. Calf retribution. Mommy cow died insane? Now, if we remove the mutilated product names, we have Calf retribution leaden ambidextrous wobbler. Maybe I should award a Noprize in the great Marvel tradition to the person who comes up with the best drabble for it.
I then had several of your standard penis spam:
Experience real masculine power with a bigger di'ck
Experience astonishing sensations in bed with your new big penis
Stop complaining about small penis - change it!
Hottest girls are waiting for your new bigger penis
The first one weirded me out: is a di'ck a Klingon something that I really don't want to know about?
The second one apparently guarantees that whatever it is they are selling will make you more sensitive, which for many men means they're not going to last as long. The third one makes me think of putting a bigger carburetor on a Chevy. The last one is kind of intriguing: "hottest girls". A superlative. An absolute. Who did the judging? I like specific somatotypes, and porn stars typically ain't it.
But here is the best. After seeing message upon message of penis enhancement, I saw this subject:
Using the Exception Handling Block in Enterprise Library 3.0.
It really threw me until I noticed that it was from DevX Enterprise Update, a programmer newsletter.
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di'ck
Date: 2007-11-05 01:37 am (UTC)One of Stephy's fave hobbies is reading the subject lines of my shlongspam emails.
When l'Ogre is absent, of course!
A random selection:
bulky member for Tammie
all jokes aside yeah you do got a tiny cock
penis pills make ya dick stand tall like the eiffel tower!
Stop complaining about small penis - change it!
Keep her entertained and swinging off your manhood EU leaders agreed t...
Do you feel uncomfortable each time you remember the measurements of your pen!s?
His super fuckstick Matthew sizable phallus for Elva
kiss Erwin ‎delo - Hey ya frenchtoast32 caution, a loose cunt may be the result after you f..
Take a challenge of a penile size competition and win with our wonder-med!cine!
and the best one evar ~
The most defiant fillies will strive for riding your new big Italian stallion
New software issues strongly recommended!
Oh, oops, that last one wasn't shlongspam...
Re: di'ck
Date: 2007-11-05 02:35 am (UTC)Re: di'ck
Date: 2007-11-05 03:38 am (UTC)BTW, if that above-mentioned competition is playing in our area, I wanna be the first to know! XD