Horribly Bad Jokes

[thewayne]

Truly tasteless, continue at your own risk. Remember, I'm running a fever and can't be held responsible for the content that follows.



What do you call a guy with no legs?
Neal.

What do you call a guy with no legs on your doorstep?
Matt.

What's his name if you toss him in the ocean?
Bob.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

What do you call two guys, one missing his left leg, one his right, who are leaning against a wall near a window?
Curt 'n Rod.


You were warned. You have only yourself to blame for reading them.

Comments

[fastlearner.livejournal.com]

(from memory)

What do you call a guy with no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel

What do you call a woman with no legs on the beach?
Sandy

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg (WARNING: VERY UN-PC, I LEARNT THIS'UN WHEN I WERE A CHILD)?
Irene

[thewayne.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'd forgotten those! I knew there were some female jokes, just couldn't pull them up.

[quasar273.livejournal.com]

What do you call a guy with no legs hanging on the wall?

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