What potion are you?

[thewayne]

Deborak started it! It's her fault!

The Potion Maker
deborakium is an opaque, soapy black liquid extracted from the sap of a stunted oak.
thewaynellium is a translucent, sandy amber powder drained from the brain of an anaconda.
Mixing deborakium with thewaynellium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent scarlet potion which gives the user the power of amazing hearing.
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