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"I've had two teenagers who were considering killing themselves, because they didn't want to be around when the world ends. Two women in the last two weeks said they were contemplating killing their children and themselves so they wouldn't have to suffer through the end of the world."
-- NASA Astrobiology Institute scientist David Morrison, on 2012 fears

/facepalm

I guess there's never a shortage of people like this. A friend of mine, whom I thought was fairly rational, moved to Idaho before Y2K. He bought two generators, had a year's worth of food, and who knows how many thousands of rounds of ammunition stockpiled before the year ticked over. I understand that all over the country you could pick up some really good deals on new, unused generators in January 2000 which people suddenly didn't need any more.

Date: 2009-11-11 06:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] deborak
I've seen some dates given for the end as Dec. 21, 2012, which would be my dad's 91st birthday if he hangs around that long. I kinda hope he causes the apocalypse in some epic senior citizen pratfall. I would be so proud!

Date: 2009-11-11 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thewayne.livejournal.com
I'm reminded of Zaphod Beeblebrox the 1st, whose father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the 2nd, all involving an accident with a faulty contraceptive device and a time machine.


Hmmm.... There's a game by Atlas that's a story-telling game where you're a mad scientist trying to invent a perpetual motion machine out of paper clips and over-ripe bananas, or other equally strange items. If you changed the story aspects to bringing on the apocalypse....

Date: 2009-11-12 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thedragonweaver.livejournal.com
Evil Rob was a computer tech who got a genuine Y2K fail. Somebody with a computer that hadn't been upgraded turned it off without shutting down the hard drive, then turned it back on January 2nd, and it "detected errors"...

Rewrote his hard drive. All info lost. Evil Rob had to call in the other techs to stare in awe at the one true Y2K issue.

As for 2012, all it really proves is that the Mayans were damned good astronomers. And quite honestly, if you're going to kill yourself to avoid the end of the world, either the end is going to be instantaneous and you won't feel anything, or you'll have ample actual evidence that the world is ending.

Personally, I'd rather not have MY world end prematurely, thank you very much.

Date: 2009-11-12 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thewayne.livejournal.com
I was working for Phoenix PD on Y2K. We were all required to be there at least 9pm to 3am, running all sorts of stupid tests. All of our Windows machines rolled over painlessly, as did the mainframe.

But the mini computers, HP9000s, died.

The vendor supplied a patch, which was dutifully compiled and loaded. But they didn't do the link/edit step after compilation, and when the time rolled over, it barfed big time and the dispatch system went down hard.

Fortunately they were prepared with their best operators working that shift and with lots of paper and pencils standing by.

Date: 2009-11-12 05:50 pm (UTC)
silveradept: A kodama with a trombone. The trombone is playing music, even though it is held in a rest position (Default)
From: [personal profile] silveradept
Ah, yes, as if somehow, the computer world wouldn't build redundancy into itself or quickly find a way to patch a problem. I'm sure that when the UNIX equivalent appears, there will already have been patches for all the distributions made, tested, and distributed silently.

If and when the end of the world happens, it happens. Why prematurely accelerate your own end instead of trying to grab as much time as you can before it all goes?

Date: 2009-11-13 01:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] vdansk
I have to say that the paranoid people do give the prepared people a bad rap.

In December 1999 I had an infant daughter. I stockpiled several months worth of diapers, some baby food, bottled water, maybe a month's worth of food for us (since I was still her main source of nutrition.) In effect, I spent a few hundred dollars prematurely on things that I most definitely would use regardless of whether Y2K happened.

For 2012...well, my theory is that the date could easily be a motivator for a major terrorist attack, so I'll prepare much the same way--except that both girls are out of diapers! If distribution is disturbed, my kids won't go hungry. If not, we'll eat it all eventually.

And if the end of the world comes...well, if one percent survives, I want my kids to be among them. Being there myself would also be a plus. ;)

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